Mikey's Pizza
Stoopid Plays: Mikey's Pizza
At the Condo
*knocks at the door*
Halee: David, get the door
David: Why don't you get the door?
Halee: Because you're closer. And younger.
David: Cody, get the door!
Cody: Can't. I'm in the shower
David: You sure? I don't hear water running.
Cody: Ugh, fine. Lazy asses. Who's at the door?
Mikey: Me
David: Who's me?
Mikey: Mom
David: Ok.
Cody: Halee, could you please get the door?
Halee: What do you want Mikey?
Mikey: My pizza. In the fridge.
Halee: Cody, bring Mikey his pizza. Cody's in the kitchen.
Cody: *towel wrapped around waist* Alright, before I give this to you what is in that box you're holding?
Mikey: Rape.
David: Its about time.
Cody: Riiiight. Anyway, here's your pizza.
Mikey: Spank you.
Cody: You're Wel-*towel drops, face turns red*
David: Aw, sick!
Mikey: Ew, male genitalia.
Halee: Haha.
Cody: I'll be...in my room...dressing...
(Cody exits)
Mikey: *opens pizza box* Where the fuck is MY PIZZA!!!
David: Carlos did come by earlier. I think he went up on the roof.
*All 3 go to the rooftop*
Halee: Carlos, what is that in your hand?
Carlos: It's not pizza...
Mikey: Yes it is! GIMME MAH MUTHAFUKIN PIZZA!
Carlos: AHHHHH!
Halee: Well kids, the lesson today was -
David: Don't steal Mikey's pizza. Wait, kids are gonna watch this show?
Halee: They'll find a way to watch it. Maybe Netflix or On-demand or Metrocast.
David: Or just very irresponsible parents like we had growing up.
Halee: See you next time on St:Pid Plays!
David: That whole convo broke the fourth wall.
Halee: Fuck the fourth wall.
