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About J-Lo's new song (Yes, new, I live in Portugal) Jun 29, 2016
The song "Ain't your mama" was discussed yesterday by me (single) and a friend of mine (with a long-term girlfriend). The guy is annoyed by the song's lyrics, yet I love jamming to the song. :P

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So today Jun 25, 2016
I found my dad's old mega drive, which still worked.

I got to playing bonanza bros, which is a couple of guys robbing buildings, now the backstory to this:

A guy wanted them to TEST their surveillance system and see if they could find 3 objects in 3 minutes... Now, if they were testing, WHY THE HELL would the guards shoot them, and why would they fly in a baloon to escape?

Think about this...

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When I see the UK leaving the EU Jun 24, 2016
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/marilyn-monroe-bye.gif

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Dear Youtube Jun 20, 2016
I do not give one single fuck about what's happening in Indonesia, so please stop showing me ads. Also, while you are it, if Indonesia has so much money, they should stop investing it in ads, I mean, have you heard about POVERTY?

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Typology of people in a bullying scene Jun 19, 2016
Something I decided to do based on my previous experience:

Let's consider for example, physical bullying, besides the bully and the bullied there is:

That idiot friend who wants the bullied to fight back using his handicap (Like asking a paraplegic to kick the bully)

The guy that films everything but doesn't post anywhere (Kind of a weird fetish)

One of the bully's teachers that has no fucking idea of what's going on but greets him and engages in chit chat for like 5 minutes, while the bullied has no chance to escape.

A female friend of the bullied person who just stands there because she finds the bully sooooo cute (bonus points if she's the bullied person's sister)

A B.P. (Bullied person) 's friend who seems to be enjoying the scene, and encourages the fight to go on

And finnaly the short people who don't know what's happening but are there because everyone else is

(I'm logically antibullying, no offenses intended)

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ANOTHER ONE SKIPS THE MODS Jun 17, 2016
Steve scrolls happily down the page
He's gonna score so low
He Clicks on the square of the casting stage
Puts some shit to enroll

He's ready, he's ready for this
He can feel it in his bones,
He's gonna play without multis
But with 19 other clones

Yeah!

Another one skips the mods (x2)
And another damn cunt (2x)
Another one skips the mods
Hey, they won't ban you too
Another one skips the mods.

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