(Was told about these by a friend of mine who took a piss on college)
1 - College is just an excuse for D- students to show themselves off, trust me, if someone makes it through high school with straight A's but doesn't go to college, he's just an idiot. If you go to college, and don't know what to do after your degree, just quit.
2 - Take a degree of 3 years just because? Hell no! Huge waste of time, chances are you won't like it and quit after a year or so (which also happened with my friend)
3 - You need extreme will power to get a grade that makes any difference for your resumé. It is quite tempting to skip a class if it doesn't cost your grade, or skip an afternoon of study, or to go to a frat party. A near miss on a course counts for virtually nothing, but failing it can be hellish.
4 - There are too many students who are doing nothing in college rather than getting some every night. It's super easy to get in college with mediocre grades, but it's hard getting through the hyper hard methods of grading.
5 - Btw, if you go to college, you will leave wikipedia behind, you will have to read like CRAZY, your books need to have at least 10k pages and be in their original language (ironic, but comes from a true place).
6 - College degrees can be theoric as fuck
7 - The courses sound good on paper, but they can be hell. Their names can be huge liars
8 - You are not going to college to learn how to do a job, you'll learn to do things. It's a vicious circle of eating contents and then throwing up on the tests, so you basically will learn nothing at all!
LSS - College is a high school which requires a loan
I'm sorry to see you like that, but you know what... you're not the blame
You are preety much told to be depressed, I mean, there's so much funny stuff going on, but people keep shoving down videos of depressing things I HIGHLY doubt are true, speaking of which, since when did some blind gipsy predict some bs about the future? That was proven fake, long ago, yet just recently that shit appeared on the news. Wow, and don't get me started on news, so have you heard about the peace treaty that ended the colombian 50-year war? NO, YOU DIDN'T. Because your favourite news channel thought it'd be cooler to make a 30 minute report on the earthquake victims' funeral. That's the reality!
Long story short:
1 - WAKE UP! You are being told to be depressed!
2 - No one will ever read this, odds are this won't be posted because tengaged blogs bug, or some random crap happened on bb18 (as requested by the production)
00:00-06:00 - Doing useless shit
06:00-10:00 - Sleeping and acting like I've slept all night long
10:00-13:00 - Doing Useless Shit
13:00-14:00 - Lunch
14:00-19:00 - Doing Useless Shit
19:00-20:00 - Dinner
20:00-21:00 - Doing Useless Shit
21:00-21:30 - Listening to my mom talk about some shit she argued (hard) with my dad.
21:30-23:45 - Doing Useless Shit
23:45 - Going to get a snack. As I walk through my parents bedroom I hear them fucking.
- Why does a gynecologist leave the room for women to undress if he is going to look deep into her p()$$y?
- Why is there a meeting named the "Alcoholics Anonymus" if in that meeting, the first thing anyone says is "Hi my name is John and I'm an alcoholic"?
- Why is there light in a refrigirator and there is no light in a freezer?
- Why are there minerals that walk through mountains throughout eons and mineral water has an expiry date?
- Why/how can the Incredible Hulk, when transforming blow all his clothes, but his underwear never leaves him?
- Why did someone look at a cow in the old days and think "I'm going to squeeze those teets and drink whatever comes out of there"
- Why are the injections for people who are sentenced to death sterilized, they'll be dead anyways, why should they give a damn?
