(Was told about these by a friend of mine who took a piss on college)
1 - College is just an excuse for D- students to show themselves off, trust me, if someone makes it through high school with straight A's but doesn't go to college, he's just an idiot. If you go to college, and don't know what to do after your degree, just quit.
2 - Take a degree of 3 years just because? Hell no! Huge waste of time, chances are you won't like it and quit after a year or so (which also happened with my friend)
3 - You need extreme will power to get a grade that makes any difference for your resumé. It is quite tempting to skip a class if it doesn't cost your grade, or skip an afternoon of study, or to go to a frat party. A near miss on a course counts for virtually nothing, but failing it can be hellish.
4 - There are too many students who are doing nothing in college rather than getting some every night. It's super easy to get in college with mediocre grades, but it's hard getting through the hyper hard methods of grading.
5 - Btw, if you go to college, you will leave wikipedia behind, you will have to read like CRAZY, your books need to have at least 10k pages and be in their original language (ironic, but comes from a true place).
6 - College degrees can be theoric as fuck
7 - The courses sound good on paper, but they can be hell. Their names can be huge liars
8 - You are not going to college to learn how to do a job, you'll learn to do things. It's a vicious circle of eating contents and then throwing up on the tests, so you basically will learn nothing at all!
LSS - College is a high school which requires a loan
