Welcome back to the Bottom 100 Pokemon countdown. Today's earlier blog was definitely a controversial one for people, so this one should hopefully abate it a little. This is also talking about the Pokemon that just barely avoided the Bottom 10 since we are now in 11th place. As always, to be tagged, comment saying you wanna be tagged, this list is my personal opinion, all that good shit.
So taking 11th place in this countdown ALSO comes from Johto (I told you there were Johto Pokemon to go through after Meganium), and this one is also the last natural Water-type. It's the Water and Poison Qwilfish! What even is its facial expression supposed to BE? I don't know whether or not to mistake it for The Penguin from Batman or if it's supposed to be a spiky ninja or some shit. I get that it's supposed to be a puffer fish, but Jesus Christ could they have done a better job designing this thing! Also, it is FUCKING annoying on both sides of the battlefield. It's one of those annoying Water-types who have Protect when you go to dine in Lumiose City, but it's also a really frail Pokemon, so you can't really do anything with this! It's basically anti-you whenever this thing comes out into play. Luckily, there were just enough Pokemon worse than this that it didn't make the Bottom 10, but judging by its position, it was ALMOST there and could very well have been in my Bottom 10. And the sad thing is, there is STILL another Johto Pokemon to go!
You got off very lucky at Number 11, Qwilfish! You got off UNBELIEVABLY lucky!
So originally, I was to do this at the end of Episode 7, but it’s better to get it out of the way now. With the midterm in progress and now a Horror Fiction Challenge I need to do (I might need help creating a monster for that since they have to be an original monster), I’ve had a lot to deal with, so coming to do this assessment was no easy task when I am trying to get back into the swing of things. I mean, when I read yesterday’s episodes, I was reading on an empty stomach because I am still paying my tuition for college. So yeah, it’s been a real time so far last month.
Onto the story itself, when we haven’t gotten any deaths in the first 3 episodes, we got 8, that’s right, EIGHT deaths in the last 3 episodes! That is HUGE and shows how insane these last few episodes have been. This hasn’t been done in a while since there has been nothing to assess for a while, so let’s say goodbye to everyone we lost in World’s End so far. Play the clip, owned by AMC!
In Memorium:
Aoki - Chloe Skivington - EPISODE 1 – EPISODE 4 – Cause of death: Bitten by zombie; Reanimation shot by Roy Her death was coming and to be honest, I was most sad to lose Chloe. She could actually have been a major player in this story and she was so genuine. Rest in peace Chloe! You didn’t deserve to be bit. You deserved to be with the elite. MelindaMrsKK - Sean Brymon - EPISODE 3 – EPISODE 4 – Cause of death: Bitten and torn open by Chloe OMG Sean! :( Sean seemed so innocent, and to see him offed like that was sickening. While I never particularly cared for Sean, he was automatically better than a lot of the cast for not being vile trash. Being the host’s character, it was such a shame to lose Sean, especially this early. Guigi - Francesca "Fany" Jordans - EPISODE 3 – EPISODE 4 – Cause of death: Bitten and overrun by zombies GODDAMN IT CATHERINE! I really was shocked to see Fany go, but I guess it’s all for the best. She didn’t really do much, but then again, she didn’t get the chance to, so Fany never got to stand out from the rest of the crowd. She did have her death coming for helping Maya out, but at the same time, I really wanted to see her redeem herself. Captainzacsparrow - Mitsuko Nagano - EPISODE 2 – EPISODE 5 – Cause of death: Shot by Maya While Mitsuko wasn’t a favorite of mine, even I will be the first to admit that she was robbed, if no one else already admitted it. She was a beacon of hope in her final episode and a very real person, but she never really got the full development she deserved.
Heather – EPISODE 5 – EPISODE 6 – Cause of death: Throat slit by Roy The least vile staff member of the safe zone, but that never said much. It was nice to see someone be the welcoming committee, but at the same time, I understand why she had to die. Eh, rest in peace, I guess. Katherinee_ - Rebecah Black - EPISODE 1 – EPISODE 6 – Cause of death: Thrown off building by Jacob Robbed af! Now, she wasn’t anywhere near the icon she was in One Killer, but she sure held her own in this story. It was sad and unjust to see Jacob just do her in like that. Rebecah definitely deserved better.
Jacob Hiller – EPISODE 4 – EPISODE 6 – Cause of death: Suicide by jumping off building Good riddance! This idiot thought it was fucking funny to not only go cheating on his wife, but kill Rebecah by throwing her off a building. Well I’ve got news for you Jacob! Catherine, you know… ONLY YOUR FUCKING WIFE, is still alive while YOU’RE fucking dead, so EAT MY COCK BITCH! Ghrocky100 - Alex Jackson - EPISODE 2 – EPISODE 6 – Cause of death: Eaten by zombies outside garage For the longest while, I felt Alex was going to go the route of his god-awful One Killer counterpart. Thank god he got the chance to redeem himself here. True, he’s dead now, but I thankfully got to see a more redeemed side of him. Kudos to you Alex!
With that huge death segment out of the way, let’s FINALLY move on to the living characters!
Roy Aragon - EPISODE 1 – I think Pokeguy might have been on to something when comparing Roy to Shane from The Walking Dead. I didn’t see the connection at first, but in Episode 6, I finally saw what he meant. I understand Roy was doing what he felt was best for the group’s survival and why he did it, but he’s gotten FOUR people killed because of his plan! Not cool bro! That aside, I am glad to see that Roy is capable of logical thought because I once thought he had a caveman’s way of thinking.
He’s shown that he knows how to adapt to changes, but he’s not the most likable character left, and considering Roy is my character, that’s gotta say something. QueenMichelle - Alexis Ahora - EPISODE 1 – To be honest, Alexis did have the betrayal coming to her for following Maya for as long as she did. Since then, I have been proven wrong about Alexis being a villain, but she hasn’t really done anything to make her special in any way either, so she’s middle ground for me for now. I have a feeling she could die for Catherine to atone for her mistakes, but we will see. KatarinaDuCouteau - Catherine Woods-Hiller - EPISODE 1 – Catherine was a dick to let Fany die, but I get why she did it. I also feel bad for her because her husband has cheated on her, her children are zombies, so the group she is in is the only family she has left. At this point, it would be an act of mercy to kill her off, but at the same time, I don’t know. I’m hoping she hasn’t reached the end of her story just from that basis alone. Nenalalala - Emily Payne - EPISODE 1 – Emily is a great character and I’m glad she has found a way to get Roy to talk. Actually, the whole romantic scene in Episode 4 between the two was honestly just so sweet, so even with Roy’s flaws, I do hope both survive. I actually want to see their bond grow. As her own character, she is quite rational for being a lazy bum, so I’m glad we got a character like her. :) Tkoj555 - Jojo Kincaid - EPISODE 1 – Jojo was a listening ear to Oli’s story about Sean, and to be honest, I am glad to see someone listen to Oli’s story. That being said, it sucks having to be someone’s mediator between Oli and Sean and unfortunately, she the one who has to draw the short stick. As for how she goes forward, pretty much anything can happen to her. MrBird - Maya Schrim – EPISODE 4 – Last time, I didn’t even assess Maya because she hadn’t been introduced yet, and now, I kind of wish she just stayed away so that I wouldn’t have to be disgusted by this vile manstealing witch. Not only did Maya fuck with Catherine by having her husband cheat on her with her, but she killed Mitsuko, and that was the final straw for the rest of the group. Now she helped Roy get a few people killed because she was a fucking idiot as to kill Mitsuko. I seriously hope Maya get what she deserves. Preferably, I would prefer her to be decapitated, and then thrown into a horde of zombies for her flesh to be torn apart. MrPokeGuy9 - Oli Grubb - EPISODE 2 – So Oli made Sean sell off his body because they were poor? Am I getting that right? Anyway we want to slice, making someone like Sean sell off their body for ANY reason is downright despicable! I am glad to see him feel regret, and now he’s making up for it by helping his group to survive. While I cannot condone child pornography by any stretch of the means, I am willing to let Oli have his chance at redemption. If I didn’t, how would these assessments even be fair when most of the rest of Tengaged has fallen into the depths of cheating and multis? Kelly2722 - Tori Matthews - EPISODE 1 – Tori’s been okay as of late, but at the same time, she hasn’t been anything super good either. I do love her bitchiness towards Maya when she locked her up though. That was epic! But Tori can’t quite come out as a favorite just yet. It all depends on what happens with her next.
And that will be it for this assessment. Next time I will be seeing you guys is after the finale. When that happens, there will be an Awards Segment and I will list my hopes after that. With the return of One Killer on the horizon, we have something old and new to look forward to.
As always, I hope you all had as much fun reading this as I did writing it up. Like I said, it wasn’t an easy assessment to plan, but hopefully, the going will get easier as time moves on. See you all next time!
Welcome back to the Bottom 100 Pokemon countdown and boy is today going to start off with a doozy! Yesterday, I said there was going to be a Starter taking this spot, and well, now is the time for it to be called out, so if you're a huge fan of this Pokemon, I suggest you leave now.
Now, if you don't care and wanna see what I have to say, don't say I didn't warn you. Remember, to be tagged in future updates, comment stating you want to be tagged, and this list is MY personal opinion.
So let's move on to the Pokemon taking the 12th spot. It is the fully-evolved Grass Starter from Johto, Meganium! Now, I know many of you love this Pokemon, but if you continued to this point, then hear me out or hate me. I really don't care which you do because it isn't going to change my mind. Meganium is a Pokemon that I have LOATHED for decades! When I chose Chikorita for Gold, I had a fine time with Chikorita and even Bayleef. But once it got to Meganium, I couldn't do anything with it! It became very hard to complete the game because I just could never figure out what to do with Meganium. Eventually, I just had to box it.
I eventually got the other 2 games and tried the other 2 Starters, and Cyndaquil was a beaut and so Typhlosion was great to have and to bond with, and while I did have my problems with Feraligatr, they were never as bad as the problems I had with Meganium. Also, in no Pokemon game since the Johto games have I ever had the trouble that I had using Meganium. Even in newer games Meganium is a problem because I found out later it is meant to be a support Pokemon. That's fine and all as long as it isn't THE FIRST POKEMON YOU GET!
Now with that out of the way, it's a miracle Meganium did not get into the Bottom 10, let alone be the one that ends this countdown, but it didn't because the Final 11 were even fucking worse! There is still some Johto Pokemon left to go, mind you. Still, until something happens, Meganium will remain my most hated Starter Pokemon.
Welcome back to today's second blog regarding the Bottom 100 Pokemon countdown! So remember, if you wanna be tagged for future updates, you know what to do, and this list is MY personal opinion. Anyway, let's get 13th place out of the way.
So 13th place probably comes as a shocker to no one, just like Luvdisc probably wasn't a surprising addition to the list. It's Stunfisk. I might have said before that another Pokemon was my least favorite Electric-type, but you know what, if I did, fuck that! THIS is my least favorite Electric-type! It is also the worst Ground-type if you only count not having to change anything about itself. But let's be real, a typing combination as promising as Electric and Ground really was not given the justice it deserved when Stunfisk came into the equation. It sounds like a whoopie cushion and it's weak to the typing of its own environment.
To put it bluntly, Stunfisk is just a huge case of WHY, and not a good one either. I mean the "Why does this thing exist" kind of why. It's wasted potential, and I hope if the Electric/Ground type combo is used again, it is used on a worthwhile Pokemon because I feel it can do a lot of damage.
FAIR WARNING: The next Pokemon is going to be a controversial pick and some of you might hate me for it. It IS an evolution to a Starter Pokemon, and if it happens to be your favorite one, I suggest you run for the hills because 12th place is a Starter I've hated for YEARS!
Welcome back to the Bottom 100 Pokemon countdown! Way back when, all the Kalos Pokemon that didn't make the list were confirmed safe, and now, last night, my least favorite Kanto Pokemon had been revealed in 15th place. That means all 14 of the Pokemon left to discuss are from Generations 2 through 5, and believe me when I say that once we get to the nest Generation 2 Pokemon, some of you may very well hate me for putting them on this list, let alone at such a harsh spot. Regardless, if you wanna be tagged for future updates, comment saying you want to be tagged, and this list is MY personal opinion.
So for 14th place, I don't imagine many of you will be surprised at this entry. It's the heart-shaped Pokemon from Hoenn known as Hatedisc... I mean Luvdisc. Its Pokedex entry is cute, yes, but some people can really take it in a creepy vibe if you're one of THOSE people. What puts Luvdisc on this list is that the only thing it is even memorable for is how fucking terrible it is! Take out the 97 base Speed and you've got some very weak stats! Also, remember when Alomomola was supposedly going to be Luvdisc's evolution. LOL NOPE! This Pokemon is such a huge troll that it had to be here.
