Just wondering who I should avoid. 
I knew it. She has a boyfriend already. Why do girls think its fun to pick on me? She has the nerve to say "I'm just pulling your nose, haha!". I've been out of the dating scene for years, and now I see why. 
As many of you know, earlier today I decided to cut my nose off to extinguish the burn of Bengalboys ridicules and insults. After attempting for an hour or so, I gave up and decided I would have to get it done by professionals. My nasal cavities were on fire and I was getting very fainty. I just got back from the emergency room where they put a small bandage on it with some stitches. I wont give up on this journey. 
I will report back with how the procedure goes. My Mom was just made aware by a Facebook post and is begging me to stop. I am really glad to go through with this.