I'm counting down the minutes. Preparing the necessary tools as we speak. 
I never meant to give Tengagers these ideas. Your testicles and boobs are very important for estrogen and testosterone purposes. Please see a doctor before going through with such surgical procedures. My nose has many inches of girth and will not be effected by this surgery. I have decided to do it on my own because I have experience with stitching and sutures. 
After years of being bullied about the size of my nose, I have decided to call it quits. Today they arrived, the sharpest pair of scissors you can order from Amazon. The excision lines have been made, and at 4PM eastern I will be cutting off my nose. 
This is my adopted son Miguel Ángel. After 3 years of trying to grow a moustache with select plastic failure, we finally came up with an idea today, so he could get with the girl hes always wanted. Around 8AM this morning before he went off to his job at Mcdonalds, we cut off some hair from our pet labador and glued it to his face. It looked great except for one problem, the dogs hair was white. Nothing just-for-men couldnt fix!