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McDonalds - Fancy Ketchup

Jul 29, 2008 by Kuosical

Have you ever wondered why McDonalds' Ketchup is "Fancy Ketchup"? I've never found anything particularly fancy about my McDonalds Ketchup. It does not wear a top-hat and coat-tails. It does not have a housemaid, it does not have sequins nor does it valet.

I started to wonder, in comparison to other ketchup what makes McDonalds' particularly fancy? Then I thought, what if it's all in the packaging! What if there were a bunch of fancy butlers mixing the ingredients and overlooking the cooking and packaging of my fancy ketchup! In that case, I would STOCK UP on McDonalds' fancy ketchup! Screw normal ketchup, bottle by "workers" and overseen by "managers." I want my butler made ketchup!

I would even be more ecstatic if I was able to open my ketchup and it actually said, "Your ketchup, sir." In a butler type voice. However I guess that may be stretching it.

Oh McDonalds' I look forward to your Snobby BBQ sauce and Millionaire McFlurry.

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