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Funny & Creative Wrong Answers on Exams
Feb 7, 2009
by
Lunna
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
"Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
"If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."
"A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."
"The Magna Carta provided that no free men should be hanged twice for the same offense."
"Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead."
"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He expired in 1827 and later died for this."
"Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years."
"Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark."
"The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert."
"Beethoven went death but still kept on writing and producing music. He wrote one more symphony after his death."
Comments
On a geography exam one of the questions was Q) What are the four seasons A) Salt, pepper, Vinegar and something else.
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knixuk
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Feb 7, 2009
Lol, loved that answer. XD
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Lunna
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Feb 7, 2009
LOL! <3
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imxrated93
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Feb 7, 2009
LMFAO
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Zacharyy
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Feb 7, 2009
good answers :)
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Vessa
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Feb 7, 2009
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