"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
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"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
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"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
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"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
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"She is numb from her toes down."
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"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
Usually I search on google for "funny quotations, funny gaffes" and everything within that line. I'd tell you which site I got them from but i don't know, I have all the quotations saved in a .doc at my computer.
