Everyone here proclaims how they're great strategists and all that and blah dee blah dee blah. I'm not going to get that far up my own ass, there's a reason I dumped the boyfriend that had a fetish for anal. You should vote for me because I will make this game damn interesting to watch.
I'm done playing the little, innocent nice girl sitting in the corner looking pretty. It's good girl gone bad time, and I will bring it to the Stars 27 house. I will do everything in my power to make this game interesting to watch for the passive observer at home watching. I will play this not for myself, but for the little person sitting at home watching the big kids play. So remember come election day, a vote for me is a vote for us all!
