My fellow citizens of Tengaged, I stand before you on the cusp of a new age for our fine nation. The day when the everywoman can get into a Stars game that they could not get into normally, and the day when one person can make all that difference.
My competitors in Vote 3 may have more experience than I do, but don't let that blind you - I can play just as well as they can if given the chance. And I promise to make this game damn interesting to watch.
If elected, I promise to lower taxes, make gay marriage legal, and give you all the government-subsidized abortions you could possibly want! So remember when you enter that voting booth...
GL to the both of us Nips!