I've let you live this long relatively unscathed, and that has gone against my better judgement. But I'm just cool that way. Suffice to say, if you sew your lips together...permanently....I will forgive you for being a total waste of subhuman skin. I doubt you organs would even fetch much dinero on the black market. So take this gift of another few miserable years of existence as my little, humble way of proving my own greatness.
Oh yeah, one more thing...I ain't a flamingo. My legs AND my neck are much too short and I hate pink and I'm afraid of water. And I don't care for shrimp so much either. Even Tempura shrimp. With mango sauce.
