FACT: There are no true images of John Cena. Our current technology is incapable of capturing images beyond the 3 dimensions we reside in; our brains, incapable of processing any such image we could produce.
Therefore, why is it that so many news articles will show pictures of a man so handsome it is almost ethereal, stating that that must be "John"? Well, think of scanning one's buttocks onto a computer. The image is clearly only a 2-dimensional sample.
The John Cena we "see" is simply the projection into 3 dimensions of a majestic multi-universal creature's buttocks.
