“You asked me to make you a blog and I tried my damndest to make it perfect. Even though I almost erased this document twice since you were being a needy ass bitch. ANYWAYS! Happy birthday best friend! We’ve been friends for almost 5 years and my life wouldn’t be the same without you. You’ve been there for me, and I for you, and we’ve literally grown up together. You have an amazing taste in music, unlike the standard that’s on this website and you’re overall amazing. You would do anything for your friends. My favorite nights are game nights with me, you, Lee and Jonah. We are the originals, and it’s gonna stay that way! I hope your birthday is nothing but special and I hope you do enjoy this birthday blog. I gained 3 little brothers from this site and I’m happy you’re one of them because life would not be the same. Happy birthday, Christopher! I love you very much!” beccajo16
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS! Even though we do not talk regularly, I consider you such a good friend because of how nice and genuine you are. I love us randomly attacking each other in the group game you are supposed to be hosting lol. But thanks for being a good friend after all these years and have a great birthday!” cfff
“CHRIS MY BITCH ♥️♥️♥️ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVERRRR EAT LOTS OF CAKE HAVE TONS OF SEX AND HAVE EVEN MORE LAUGHS YOU DESERVE IT YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND THAT I COULD EVER ASK FOR ☺️♥️” Thumper91
“Happy birthday!!!! Wish you the best and a very nice day❤” MarieEve
“Yes Anastasia... QUEEN OF hotels... You are one of the most whole hearted people I have ever met. Your positive always shows so much on tengaged and I'm sad we don't talk a lot. But I will always be here for u and I know that you will always be there for me. “ S73100
“Happy Birthday Chris! I miss being good friends with you, you are such an amazing person to talk to and you’re always super loyal to me <3 I wish you the happiest of bday and I hope you get spoiled by the people that loves you the most x” Guigi
“Chris ! :)
You're getting older, your body is changing and that's not something you should apologize for. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. They say laughter is the best medicine, bitch. You're a pharmacist. I can't tell you how much your friendship has done for me, and how excited I was to talk to you again after my fat hiatus. Much much much love! :)” RaverKid
“Happy birthday Chris ♥️ Even tho we live states away, I’ve basically grown up with you. You’ve been in my life longer than a lot of people lmao. I’m looking forward to seeing us evolve even more than we already have and growing our friendship :)” ItsAustin
“Happy Birthday Miss Ana! You are ALWAYS #TeamLoyal in every game and I appreciate your loyalty. A robbed king in BBPRIME and a unfortunate cancellation ended our #SECRETALLIANCE in BB Breakthrough. Have a good day today and enjoy it. You deserve it. King of hotels” Halloween
“Happy birthday Chris 😘 hope you have the bestest day because you deserve it ☺️ Lots of love Aimee 💕 xoxox” Amnesia_
“Chris, I want to wish you a very happy birthday. I am so happy to have you as a friend in my life, and I hope you have an amazing day as you deserve it so much. Good luck in YouTube Survivor!” Daulton7996
“Oh my god Chris! You are literally one of my closest friends on the site. I always look forward to our late night Roblox sessions even though you are god awful at every game xD I can’t wait to continue creating memories because you are nicest, funniest, (and loudest) friend ever.” Mitchkid64
“Christmas! You’re another year older, but that just means another year prettier. You’re the funniest bitch I’ve ever met and always leave me with a smile on my face. Thank you for being such a sweet, genuine friend to me. I’m so glad we reconciled our differences from a couple years ago and made up. Happy birthday and I love you so much!
♥️Thanksgiving” tonyalbright
“Omg Chris! I hope you have the most amazing birthday. We've only got close very recently but I think you're one of the fiercest and sweetest people that ever lived. You deserve the world at more, enjoy your day babe! <3” nijoco
“Happy Birthday Chris! I know we haven’t spoken in ages but I still consider you a good friend. We always had fun when we played games and chatted back in the day awe I miss those days. I hope your day is amazing and you’re spoiled like crazy today because you deserve nothing but the best. XOXO ❤️” JustMe
“Chris is one of the most lovable loyal fun friends I have made on Tengaged. Never a dull moment when you speak with him. Respectful of peoples opinion, doesn’t put up with bullying.” JayElVeeIsBack
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS <3 Chris, You are one ugly bitch... Just kidding, Chris we have been best friends since I was 14 years of age, We have spent almost a good 5 years together! We have made eachother laugh with our iconic inside jokes like, "DONT BE COMING FOR MY HOT PEPPERS". I remember when you showed me that video of Jade from ANTM 6 doing her commercial and us cracking up everytime she would mess up her commercial. We have done many brantsteeles. We play Town of Salem, Curve Fever, Cards Against Humanity, Jackbox, And now we play roblox mostly every night while you're at work. And I enjoyed EVERY! FUCKING! MOMENT! I'm Jade and You're Mileena, YOU ARE THAT BITCH! We fight all the time, we sometimes fake fight to be extra! WE FOUND THAT BOP VROOM VROOM BY CHARLI XCX XD and we shit talk about the people we hate. You are literally my older brother even tho we sometimes joke about fuckin and bumpin! Oh yea CONSTANDINA DESERVES TO BE NUMBER 1 ON ROCK OF LOVE BUS YOU FUCKING BITCH, ANYWAYS I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much Have a good birthday boo, PS Saggy Boobs Suck. PSS ALSO YOU SAID LAST NIGHT ON CALL YOU WANTED SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS, HERE YOU GO BITCH “ crimsonennui
“Chriiiiissss! Hello, baby! You are one of oldest friends (friendship wise and your age you OLD bitch). I miss you so, so much. We gotta talk more soon. If you ever need help on another snatch, my pms and skype are always there. Happy 40th birthday!” rory17
“OMG CHRISSY BABY I LUV U SM!! Im so glad we reconnected after all these years u crazy bitch. Anyways have the best day ever hope u get some much needed dick k bye 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️” HaydenNicole
“I love you so much queen Anastasia. A legend. You’re always so nice and so funny and just amazing in general! I love talking to you and you always make me smile! I hope we can start talking again soon! Have the best birthday ever Chris <3” BigBrotherDonny
“Chris, you're one of the most incredible people on this site. Your sense of humor never fails to lighten the mood and you're a wonderful friend to anyone who you care about. Hope your bday is a good one, you deserve it <3” TheSexiestDude990
“CHRISTOPHER MISS ANASTASIA ugh I just love you so much!! I know we can literally talk about anything and we pretty much do😂😂 I hope you have the best birthday because you deserve it!! LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️
“Momma I love you and hope you get belligerently sloshed off of some boxed wine to distract yourself from how old you're turning. I sent in my RSVP for your (surprise) party a few days ago and just wanted to double check that my plus one was still good? I hate to be such a hassle for YOUR event, but Joe Zaino is begging to come with. I'd recommend patting him down at the entrance because I don't have any doubts that cuck would try to gas the place. Anyways, I hope your day is special and you eat tons of cake (Ive been watching youtube cooking videos like crack lately if you need ideas) and enjoy yourself < 3” mastropola
“Hi Chris! We don't talk much anymore but still you're an iconic king and I hope you have the best BDay! <3 - British Womeo” BritishRomeo17
“Hey Chris!!! Happy birthday bitch! Thanks for being such a funny and good friend to me. I love talking WWE with you and throwing a lot of shade on WWE stan Twitter and I look forward to continuing that!
Again if you ever need Mandy Rose meme pictures, I'm your boy.
“Happy birthday Anastasia! Even though you’re mean to me pretty much 24/7 you’ve become one of the funniest and best people I know. It’s fun to play roblox and Jackbox weekly even if that means you betray me in them. Anyways congrats on being 23 not much happens but hey you’re alive. Make it a great year, make wise decisions, and continue being fake to customers at the front desk!” - 1001games
I didn't get asked but YASSSSSSSSS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A TRUE ICON <3 My TellTale Snapchat buddy and ily for being such a sweetheart c: hope your birthday is a great one and may you forever be the clementine to my louis! :o
“ crimsonennui