Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
11. Excuse me I have lost my number can i have yours??
12.Hey it might be a needle but it moves like a sowing machine....
13.Hey have you got a mirror in your pants because I can see myself inside you....
14.Those arent the only pair of lips I want to be kissing....
15. I only want to see you twice now and when you are on your back....
16. Hey ladies nice legs what time do they open?
17. Nice skirt I'd like it even more on my bedroom floor...
18. Do you sleep on your stomach? If not do you mind if I do??
19.I'm here. What were your other two wishes?
20.Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
21.If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
22.If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
23.How do you like your eggs in the morning fertilised or unfertilised?
24.Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
25.Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
26.My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
27.If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
28.Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!
