Bad Girls Club 6 Ibiza
Episode 1 - "Trouble in Paradise"
Cast: Sydney | Latosha | Analisa | Shavonne | Maggie | Claudia | Miesha
| The city of Ibiza is beautiful, Spanish music pans as the editors use an effect that makes the screen pop and shake, showing the city. It pans over the long stretch of the beach, that is covered by luscious Island plants & pedstestrians scattered about. Sexy women in bikinis lay on the beach, play volleyball. The streets are packed with cars, and the Sun goes down, the Moon comes out with a full glow as the frame switches to the exterior of the Bad Girls Club 6 mansion.
Somewhere in ...
IBIZA, Spain
3:00AM
(Cheetah Themed Bedroom)
Analisa: B*tch .... I got sumthin' BIG to tell you.
Miesha: Whas goin' on?
A: I talked to Claudia earlier ... n' she ratted out everything ...
[ Flashback ]
Claudia: A lot of sh*t was talked ... like they said Maggie's brother had called n' he raped a girl.
[ End Flashback ]
M: They said that foreal?
Maggie: I'm f*ckin' both of them up, f*ck that I'll go home. They wanna bring my brother's name up in all dis sh*t? They got another thing comin', i'm swingin'. I don't care ...
Shavonne: I am jumpin' in ... thas disgusting. For one of them to even say that, like I don't give a f*ck I'm not letting them get away with that.
(Confessional Room)
Analisa: I know I just started a lot of sh*t ... (flips hair) but I feel like Sydney talks a lot of trash and it's time someone whooped her ass around here. Go home, you stupid b*tch cos you have no idea whas waiting for you tonight ... and it won't be pretty.
| Suspenseful music plays as the limousine pulls into the driveway of the mansion. Heels in her hand, and somewhat tipsy, Sydney & Latosha walk inside the mansion, heading upstairs to their bedroom. Watching them from the computer room, Analisa goes in search for Maggie, whose in the shower. The other girls head into the bedroom, as Sydney sits on her bed.
(Paris Themed Bedroom)
Sydney: Whas the problem now? I don't get it ... I've avoided you girls all day.
Shavonne: B*tch why are you talkin' about my FRIENDS brother? You spreading rumors around this house, and you don't say sh*t to our faces ... what you got to say b*tch?
Miesha: Ho, you lucky we don let you stay in our house this long & this house you repay us? GORLA, be packin' ya sh*t up.
Latosha: What did she say tho? Like this is damn randum ...
Analisa: I was TOLD that Sydney had said Maggie's brother was convicted of rape, and that she had Maggie say that over the phone. Thas what I heard.
Sydney: Thas false.
| The camera shakes a bit as Miesha pushes Sydney, and Sydney pushes her back.
Miesha: Ho, why somebody gottah LIE on you? Sydney we know you be talkin' sh*t on the low, we know it. You weak, you whack, you worthless.
Sydney: And I'll be that until I'm six feet under, but on God I never talked about that girl's brother. That ain't even how I fight my battles n' yall know that.
| Maggie is off screen as Miesha, Shavonne, Latosha, Claudia & Sydney are yelling. Out of NOWHERE, Maggie's fist connects directly into Sydney's eye, and Sydney is unable to defend herself as the girls are between the two, so as Sydney begins windmilling, Miesha & Shavonne begin swinging on her.
| Latosha gives one big shove to Miesha, launching her to the floor as Sydney is now windmilling on Maggie & Shavonne. Security pulls LT & Miesha to the bedroom door, as Claudia is trying to separate things between the girls. Sydney collapses to the floor with a lock on Maggie's hair, as she is hitting the top of Maggie's head, while Maggie is kicking Sydney right in her face and Shavonne is pulling her hair and uppercutting her. Latosha is seen fighting with security, as they pull Shavonne & Maggie away.
| The marked Bad Girls Club limousine is seen driving along the highway, inside of it a pair of green heels shown. The limo stops at a restaurant & the big girl walks to it, sitting down & ordering herself a drink.
"I hold myself to a standard of realness, and if you cant be real with me, your worthless to me."
LATOSHA, 26 - THE "Glam Go Getter"
Interview: Being a bad girl isn't about fighting. I worked to get everything that I have, and yes I have the best of the best but I didn't have to open my legs for any of it. I got up off my fat ass & got it on my own. If your a broke basic b*tch, or a gold digging out, stay out my lane, cos you liable to get popped.
| Another limousine pulls up to the restaurant, and the girls begins walking up to the table.
"I'm the blonde girl everyone thinks is sweet ... but then I turn out to be a raging b*tch."
SHAVONNE, 24 - THE "Mean Girl"
Interview: I am like a psycho in heels. A lot of guys are intimidated by me, because I have my own set of balls, like IDGAF if a b*tch crosses my path, then you better start diggin' a grave ho. I want to make genuine friends while I'm in Ibiza, I've never had girlfriends and I want sum hos that I don't have to fight.
Shavonne: Hai boo! (Hugs Latosha)
Latosha: Hi sweetheart, im Latosha.
S: Shavone ... woo. Where you from ?
LT: The big easy sista. You look like you from LA.
S: Nope ... Manhatten.
Latosha's Interview: Savonne [shade] seems a little prissy, off of first impression. But right now she's what I have to work with, and she seems energetic & ready to turn up so im down with her for now.
LT: Les go to our new mansion!
(Carnival)
| A girl is seen playing games at the Carnival, laughing.
"I'm not a bad girl ... I'm a bad b*tch, and you'll see the difference between the two with me."
CLAUDIA, 27 - THE "Hot Biker"
Interview: I am in an all female biker gang called Femme Fatale, I've had numerous incidents with motorcycles. I don't really like rules, so if you give me one I will break it. I am a huge flirt, with women or men, but mainly women. I have never seriously been with a male, and my girlfriend back home is amazing ... I love her and I plan to marry her someday.
| A limousine pulls up right in front of the Carnival dock. Claudia walks to the limo, climbing inside and hugging her roomie.
"I always get the 'she thinks she's better than me', um hello? I am."
MIESHA, 21 - THE "West African Aggressor"
Interview: I was originally born in West Africa, but I moved here when I was eight. I model, I sing, I am a businesswoman and heir to a rich company. I am walking success, and i've always enjoyed a life only meant for the classier women. I won't sugarcoat, and I won't hesitate to snatch a b*tch who thinks she's going to disrespect me.
Claudia: Wessup, you hella cute! I'm Claudia!
Miesha: Miesha, boo. Ur a lesbian, right?
C: .................
Claudia's Interview: Is she serious? How rude.
Claudia: Yes, I am.
M: That's fun! I love the gay crowd, they be giving out the teas, hun bun.
C: Lets go see our new house!
M: Driver, LESGO!
(Mansion)
| A limousine pulls into the mansion's driveway. A girl gasps as she comes face to face with this big, luxiourious Bad Girls Mansion.
"I carry myself with a lot of class, but I can drop that and come after you if I need to."
ANALISA, 22 - THE "Luscious Latina"
Interview: I'm a Latina, so of course I got a lot of mouth and I got a lot of hands. It takes a lot to make me mad, but once you take me there theirs no going back like imma be on you like, "whas up?" and we'll just have to see who whoops who ass. I want to really work on my issues, with females, and males alike, cos I push everyone away and my temper just causes a lot of problems in my life.
| Analisa walks in, as the camera splits into 6 squares, showing different rooms around the house. Analisa runs around, screaming & cheering. As she finishes, another limousine pulls into view.
"I'm Italian, and all I know is ... when you mess with me, I mess with you harder."
MAGGIE, 23 - THE "Raunchy Red Head"
Interview: I grew up in a group home, and often times in group homes you get mistreated. I had guys trying to rape me, I had older men trying to drug me. Nobody cared about me, not my family. The only person who took me in wass my brother, he was rock, he's the guy that turned me into the woman I am today. I won't take no mess, and I will go down fighting for what I believe is right.
| Maggie opens the front door.
Maggie: Hello? (Analisa hugs her)
Analisa: Haaaaaaaaaai :D your so pretty!
M: Are you spanish?
A: Yas, what about you?
M: I'm Italian + Cuban!
Analisa's Interview: Right off the bat Maggie and I just click, and we get each other. I think this girl is going to be one of those lifelong friends, like I jus feel it.
| Shavonne & Latosha enter the house.
S: Wassup b*tches! (Everyone hugging.)
Latosha: Im Latosha!
| Miesha & Claudia come strolling in. Shortly afterwards, the last limousine pulls in.
"I do sleep with a lot of guys ... but I sleep with a lot of girls. Is that bad?"
SYDNEY, 21 - THE "Hawaiian Hothead"
Interview: I've been arrested 3 times ... one for having sex in a public area ... one time for threatning to set my college on fire, and the once for trying to bribe an officer with sex. I love sex, it makes me happy, it makes me calm. Girls always hate me, because i'm always the one getting all the attention and all the guys. But don't let my face fool you, I am not going to just lay back and allow myself to be treated any kind of way other than with dignity, and respect. If you rob me of that, we have a big ass problem.
| Sydney walks in.
Syd: Bad Girls, where ya at?
| All the girls are cheering & shaking their asses, drinking on the bar & just completely turning up. Opens up with the girls running around the house. They all end up in the confessional together, some standing up & some sitting on the bench, clapping & raising their cups.
Shav: BAD GIRLS ... season 6, I believe?
Miesha: Duh b*tch, its season 6!
Analisa: We on the beach, we finsta get cute & go out to this club for the night n' do this sh*t like no other bad girls don dun it.
(Backyard Pool)
| Sydney & Latosha are dipping their feet in the pool, as Sydney opens another beer.
Syd: I'm not feelin' Shavonne too much.
LT: Why ?
S: She be like making fun of people. & when I was in high school, I got severely bullied by some dirty girls at my school so I know the feelin'. I can already tell she's immature as'f.
LT: Agreed, & it don't take a drunk b*tch to realize I got bullied because of my weight. So, I can relate to you on that, an if that's the type of tip she on, I ain't gon f*ck with her.
Sydney's Interview: Latosha is not a girl I would hang with if I saw her out on the street walking, but now that we're in this house already I see a lot of good in her. And we can relate to a lot of things.
(Front Door)
Claudia: C'mon gorls the limo here!
| The camera fastforwards all of the ladies exiting the house & getting in the limo, laughing & toasting to the new season of Bad Girls Club. Arriving at San Loco, a nightclub, they are seen partying & dancing.
Miesha's Interview: We all at San Loco turnin' up, being bad girls. It just good to see us all getting along ... for now.
Maggie: Aye, Vonne got that cake! (Slapping her booty)
Shavonne: Bad Girls!
| The girls are spotted exiting the club, as the limo is on the road.
( Limo )
Analisa: I dare Claudia to kiss Syd, you been lookin' at her all night ... all night.
| Claudia leaps across the limousine to kiss Sydney, as the two begin passionately making out as the girls cheer and laugh, but Latosha watches almost confused. The limo drops the girls off at the mansion.
(Hot Tub)
Sydney: I'm really feeling you ... you think this could be something serious?
Claudia: F*ck yeah ... bring that ass to me.
Latosha's Interview: It's day one and these girls are telling everyone their a couple and their in love. It's amusing ... like just cos when yall get drunk yall make out and bump p*ssies doesn't mean yall in love. Pls. I don't know what game Sydney's playing ... but I don't know how I feel about her.
THIS SEASON ON BAD GIRLS CLUB ...
| Shots of the beautiful, scenic city of Ibiza, with the Mediterrenean Sea, the water flowing calmly as the camera flies above the city, taking the viewer through an up top view of the city, as voice overs with the girls from their casting videos, when they found out the season was taking place in Spain.
"Ibiza ... thats dope!"
... "Spain? R U SERIOUS? OMFG!"
... "We are the Bad Girls Club ... we're about to shut sh*t D O W N!"
| The camera pans to a girl twerking her booty in the club, the bright lights flashing in the club.
This season on BAD GIRLS CLUB: Ibiza ...
x
| The screen flashes to the bad girls in the club, shaking their ass and popping their booties. The scene quickly shifts to two girls hooking up in the hot tub, and laughing. It shows one girl smiling.
(Kitchen)
Sydney: And b*tch, if you WAN TO DO SUMTHIN', GO HEAD!
| It shows the girls parasailing on the beach, laughing as one girl crashes. It shows one of the bad girls climbing on the pole, spinning around making her ass cheeks clap.
| The camera shows 5 snippets of fights, before panning back to the girls all smiling outside a dinner, raising their glasses together, clinking them together as the camera goes B&W.
- - -
(Backyard Patio)
Shavonne: I feel like you want a reason to fight her ... you keep knockin' on the Devils door, someone gon answer ...
Analisa: I feel like I'm fightin' MYSELF here ... (wiping tears).
(Hallway)
Vera: Why are you actin' like an animal?
Shavonne: B*tch, I will make your life here a living Hell. Watch yourself!
Miesha: We ain't the wuans to f*ck with, ho.
(Balcony)
Miesha: On sum real sh*t, I f*ck with you but you actin' REAL stoopid right now, you need to getcha sh*t together quick, fast and in a hurry.
(Backyard Patio)
Maggie: You not gonna last here, f*ckin' around with me, b*tch. And thas a fact.
Sydney: I have no problem fighting you, or anyone else here. I'm Sydney, motherf*cka.
Shavonne: We gon send you back to Hawaii in a bodybag, how you like that?
- - -
| The camera shows an intense limo fight, the camera than flashing to Latosha's big ass being tossed from the limo onto the streets of Ibiza, kicking her heel at someone in the limo. In the next camera frame, Sydney is shown crying.
Sydney: I don't wanna be here no more, WITH THEM HOS.
(Bathroom)
Latosha: I been like dis ALL my life. I ain't never been no skinny b*tch, and I'll HANG one of them hos if they ever disrespect me like that EVA again. (Crying, as Sydney hugs her.)
Sydney: Disgusting ...
(Restaurant)
Miesha: (Wiping tears) I came to America to escape what the f*ck is goin' on back home ... I don't need B*TCHES judging me because I hold my motherf*ckin' head high . I deserve to!
(Living Room)
Maggie: The reason I lost my cool was because my name was being spread around this house like the cum on Sydney's crusty ass lips. If you want to talk about me behind my back, I'm going to punch you IN your face. I don't f*ck around like that.
Claudia: We grown ass women ... tho, Mags. What you did was uncalled for, and weaksauce.
Latosha: To sum it up, things is only gonna get worse from here on out ...
- - -
(Front Lawn)
| The camera pans to an argument between Vera, Miesha & Shavonne. Miesha extends her hand, popping Vera back a few steps as security holds her back. Shavonne is throwing flour directly on Vera.
Producer Mike: Hol up! B*tch back da f*ck up with that flour, all on my sh*t!
Miesha: GO HOME, Vera!
(Upstairs Hallway)
| Latosha snatches her tampon out of her *privates* and throws it in Analisa's face. Analisa throws both her arms out, clawing at Latosha's face as LT uses her weight to pin her against the wall, with both girls deadlocked on one another's hair.
LT: Yew dun f*cked up bew!
(Computer Room)
| Sydney pushes Lola, but before Lola can regain her stance, Sydney punches her, Lola grabbing her hair as the two go backwards, Lola's head/back crashing into the computer desk, both girls SWINGING crazy, hands flying all over the place.
(Bedroom)
| Maggie is off screen as Miesha, Shavonne, Latosha, Claudia & Sydney are yelling. Out of NOWHERE, Maggie's fist connects directly into Sydney's eye, and Sydney is unable to defend herself as the girls are between the two, so as Sydney begins windmilling, Miesha & Shavonne begin swinging on her.
B A D
| Shows the girls dancing on table tops.
GIRLS
| Shows a fierce fight, taking place.
CLUB
| Shows Sydney crying on the phone, her eye black.
I B I Z A ...
Sydney: Its war from here on out SLUTMONKEYS.
Latosha: Lights out, hos.
Comments
Sydney is about to my favorite, i already know. I don't think i'll like Analisa, she looks like a shit starter, she thirsty for camera time. LaTosha is gonna be the Paula of the season, so hopefully she keeps it real the whole way thru.
