Day 1 - Today is the first day of Big Brother. There are 10 contestants:
AndyShieldz,
Leksu,
Metslover1234,
Klayton,
Jubbzi,
NoelSarra,
Phanne2,
JJJJJ,
Emmalygh
and Haskowa
[EVERY RESEMBLANCE WITH REAL NICKS OR PERSONS IS COMPLETELY IS PURE COINCIDENCE]
all hoping to fight it out for 1,000,000T$ if they are the final person. AndyShieldz eyes up NoelSarra but keeps it to himself. All the girls find Metslover1234 sexy and they all tell him, but Metslover1234 admits that he is gay and only enjoys men's company in that way. EmmalyGH orders Jubbzi to cook tea but Jubbzi tells her to fuck off and tells her that only women should cook.
Day 2 - Big Brother sets the members their first task. They have to make a pretend boobies out of kittens poo. Klayton thinks that its so easy that they bet all of their money on completing the task which pisses JJJJJ off, so she hits him with a potatoes.
Day 3 - Training for the making of a pretend boobies task is well underway, but there is a technical hitch when Metslover1234 gets drunk on cider, thinks that the poo is chocolate and eats some. Metslover1234 gets food poisoning and runs to the loo, and Phanne2 comforts him. One of the chickens (skeeet) escapes and poo's all over Metslover1234's bed. AndyShieldz and NoelSarra, having both lived on farms are nominated to clean the dirty mess up. AndyShields has had enough of Metslover1234 already.
Day 4 - After Metslover1234's poisoning, only 9 were left to do the task but Phanne insists on caring for him, hoping she can change Metslover1234's sexuality. The team fail to complete the task as half of it was eaten and the team lose 50% of next week's food budget. Big Brother calls all contestants into the diary room for the first round of nominations. The 2 most voted for are Phanne and Metslover1234 as they were annoyed with them, and they would stand the public vote.
Day 5 - Metslover1234 and Phanne2 hear of them being nominated, and cry. The public vote out Metslover1234 as they had had enough of him throwing up.
Day 6 - skeeet escapes again but is caught luckily by Leksu who is praised by the remaining 9 contestants. They all get drunk on Vodka, and the team are in the mood for a party. They do a karaoke and HaskoWa and Jubbzi do a duet of Kellis - Milkshake.
Day 7 - The team are surprised that viewings of Big Brother are the top for the country, over 20 million viewers in Canada. Haskowa deviously sneaks an egg into Klayton's bed whilst they thought she was in the toilet. She also finds a condom under Leksu's bed but keeps it to herself. NoelSarra gets mad at AndyShieldz because he was staring at her. Jubbzi says that he wishes he could fly.
Day 8 - The 2nd round of votes are due. The 2 nominated are Jubbzi and Phanne2. They are insistant on getting Phanne2 out of the house as 8 of the nine vote for her, she voted for Jubbzy. JJJJJ says that she loves Klayton's panties.
Day 9 - Jubbzi is surprised at being nominated and Phanne goes into a mental fit. The public vote Phanne2 out and she is taken to a mental hospital to keep the public safe. The team breathe a sigh of releif but Klayton is for some reason distraught because he dislikes Jubbzi after he thought that Jubbzi placed the egg under his pillow.
Day 10 - Big Brother sets this weeks task: they have to make spagghetti out of mainly potatoes. AndyShieldz is confident of completing the task but Haskowa has other ideas. They only bet 20% of their budget on winning because of losing last week.
Day 11 - Haskowa is the best at making the potatoes-spagghetti. Big Brother announces that they have succeeded and Haskowa is the hero.
Day 12 - The 3rd round of nominations is due. Jubbzi is again voted but this time Leksu joins him.
Day 13 - Jubbzi is surprised again at being voted but Leksu is the one to leave as 85% of the viewers vote for him. skeeet lays her first egg.
Day 14 - Jubbzi is in a happy mood and said that he would take everyone to his villa in Canada when Big Brother had finished. Haskowa decides that she is fond of Emmalygh but keeps it to herself. AndyShieldz and NoelSarra are the last two up and they have a romantic chat. AndyShieldz tries to kiss NoelSarah but it turns out NoelSarra is playing hard to get. She runs to her bedroom. AndyShieldz sobs.
Day 15 - Its now the start of week 3. AndyShieldz has diorreah after being food poisoned from the food - he was the only one to have fish and NoelSarra makes him wear a diapers and only a diapers, nothing else. AndyShieldz does it as he is sure that it will make NoelSarra happier of him. Viewings soar in the UK, China and Thailand.
Day 16 - Big Brother sets this weeks task. They have to make a model kittens out of bananas. Haskowa is caught smoking cannabis in the toilets and doing something else illegal - money printing.
Day 17 - The task is successful as Klayton easily finished it off with a potatoes on top. Haskowa sets the sofa on fire accidentally with a lighter.
Day 18 - Today 3 are nominated and 2 will leave. Haskowa, Emmalygh and JJJJJ are nominated.
Day 19 - Haskowa, Emmalygh and JJJJJ learn of their nominations and Haskowa tells everyone she's a lesbian just incase and she'd like to rub her boobies all over Emmaleigh's boobies.
Day 20 - JJJJJ is voted off as 66% vote for her. She pretends she isn't bothered but then seeks Haskowa for comfort before packing. Haskowa is happy that she did this. Housemates go to bed after the emotion night
end of part 1
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