tha voddy, the voddy, the voddy what has it done to me, but i bravely faced the brightness of this computer screen just to giv ya this pic (and write ma coursework). 
you cat napping whore, if only you could have seen me today...a girl i know dropped her subway on the pavement and wasnt gonna eat it so i bravely stepped up to the plate and devoured it like a don (think of all those germs and how many dogs have shat on that exact spot) 
douche- ever since we first met youve hated me, ive wanted you....it's been complicated but i'd like to think we pulled through even after all those times you pushed me to the floor, baby be mine x
i promise never to hint at josh being a pedo ever again, like never!
lost my phone so using my mum's old baby pink phone that surprises me everytime it rings and doesnt blurt out "i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world" (found a pic of it)