WANT THAT VAMPIRE LOOK well here's the new "tengaged keep outta the sun plan"
1) thinking of leaving the house before the sun has gone down is a no no
2) never open your curtains, the outside world might infect you
3) why go outside when you can play a rookies?
4) you can talk to friends on facebook or your mobile who needs face to face conversation (seeing people in real life is just going to spread diseases)
5) worried that your house lights are too bright and you might not achieve the "casper the ghost" look....simple just turn the lights off and if you want extra protection against UV rays try hiding under your bed with your laptop
and in no time you can look just like an ill child
Were gathered here today to mourn a boy who was taken at such a young age. Whoever started that rumour that he was an old man who was masquerading as a kid so he could play in mooocoww's "sand-pit" is just a disgrace to humanity. I thought we might take a few moments to mourn his loss but celebrate the life he led. boyyo was a confused guy, dressing his avatar as a girl on multiple occassions and calling himself daisydoo on his second account...(ps you died before giving me my dress back), in times of trouble and hardship we could always be sure he'd be ready to insult, laugh and abuse us to the point where we'd be considering how to make the best noose. He was taken too young from this world, but hes in a better place now....one with more real girls (even if he prefers this website's lollipop overload). goodbye boyyo....
b on skype tomorrow seein as i aint got lectures or classes, peeps i wanna talk to better be on then x
yes its 5am IM FKIN GONE but so very over this
highlights- maisie in general, jake and chels05's chat that happened to get leaked, davidfisher and his *cough* underage *cough* girl lovin, dante and his cummin in bellybuttons, boyyo ma first mate on here and his general genius in all things internet fighting, dannybailey and his need for my cock, littlepianist just bein a legend, paristravelodge bein the slaggy bitch she was born to be, sportsgeek's adventures into catnapping, NANA from ghana AKA my wife
lowlights- the fkin twats on here....a million 13 year olds who think they are badass mofos? "sit the fk down" "i whip my hair back and forth" "weave", the intellectual twat chat who seem to think rubbin the fact theyre slightly clever in peoples' faces is a great...guess what im fkin cleverer than all of u and i dont go round sayin im an insidious intellectual coz frankly i aint a cunt, stayin on here so long for no apparent reason other than to talk shit with maisie!
maisie i fkin love ya babe, anyone i actually talk to...../sent a pic of my cock to love ya to, coz i dont entertain the numerous borin *****s on here, *flips ma weave like a nerdy 13 year old dick and exits stage left* seriously i just dont know how i stayed on here so long
imma end this with a list of people i actually like
-mooocoww "wear ur burkah with pride" hart
-danteman453 (grow up to b a legend x)
-boyyo/daisydoo/puff (imma miss ya, first mate that i truely gave a shit about...ps ur shitty wheelchair design imma wear it now)
-davidfisher (go back to the good christian boy u were before i met ya)
-paristravelodge (NEVER change, bare jokes)
-littlepianist (oh what can i say? i wish i knew u irl could brightne the darkest of days)
-ashy (oooo did i mention that slag everyone hates? even though u aitn here anymore we had great times)
-rdude (ryan.......stop stalkin gaga!)
-vanqueen (new friend but still nice to meet ya, lovely great designer)
-steevy/akomes (friend since 1ST EVER game, never forgettin ya x)
-sarahnva (oh dear my black baby mama, u left me to die in hunger games, what can i say!! but at least in the next game we were "lovers")
-dinom (dont b showin those pics around)
-dcsooner (ur actually black, you dont just act like a black guy, who wouldve known! cool story yo, oh god i regret sayin that already)
-spookie (SPOOKS u just rape my blogs sometimes and abuse me but great guy)
-semaj (u and jarst need to fk off from my dick)
-jarst (u and semaj need to fk off from my dick)
-survivorfreak13/dylan (follow the advice!!!! u two r sooo cute together)
-markuskaus (hhahah upside down bat guy x)
-connorthomson (yeh i finally said i like you, get over it)
-joeyjones (please be gay, it would make connor satisfied for life)
-jetsrock (i never listened to the shit peeps said, so glad i didnt x)
-ev32 (geniuinely nice honest guy, hard to come by on here)
-computer3000 (oh jakey jakey jake, what can i say, youve made me laugh more than u will ever know mate, from private radio show to chels05)
-skye (it mustve been love but its over now *david weeps*)
-queenoflesbians/blogs (best vagina munching chick i ever met even if you have a cock)
-zurks (hope u aint mad i didnt say goodbye but i LOVE you and keep watching for those monkeys :D and remember no crack! xxxxxxxx)
-numbers/callum/759.....(ur school/teachers are FUCKED UP)
if i missed anyone soz but im fkin at uni and u know what its like after a night out, LOVE YA ANYWAY......that doesnt include anyone who says "weave"
WANT THAT VAMPIRE LOOK well here's the new "tengaged keep outta the sun plan"
http://www.tengaged.com/user/boyyo 
luckily i don't, i just live next to two sexy little girls