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tommyg456

tommyg456's blog

  1. A year of being blacklisted
  2. Interview for sainsburys
  3. I feel these user generated ads are fking creepy
  4. #ImpactingSomone'sLife
  5. It's 2k13 (i'm not stickin round (god im so cool i..
  6. turning a page, ending a chapter, closing a book
  7. zurks turks turkeys (2)
  8. zurks turks turkeys
  9. #backtouni
  10. connor ur name's too big just like ur.......
  11. i wanna be unblacklisted
  12. welcome me into the gay community
  13. IM GETTING MARRIED
  14. lad points for the bantasaurusrex of a week
  15. some people are just so inspirational
  16. wise words from computer3000
  17. davidfisher is the MOST ungreatful sod
  18. Queenie has her say on Americans
  19. tengaged's guide to avoiding getting a tan
  20. R.I.P, poor kid turned into a skeleton
  21. breaking news
  22. what they say about frat initiations is true
  23. 1 in 10 people live next to a paedophile
  24. you can go but be back soon, you can go but i'll..
  25. *flips ma weave*
  26. in the immortal words of dino
  27. oh my fuhink god!
  28. I MADE WEBCAM WORK
  29. LADYFKINLIZARD
  30. first week of university?
  31. im off to london now for uni
  32. sooooo here we go again
  33. anyone speak portugese?
  34. vinialves
  35. is she monkeying around (im ashamed of that pun..
  36. im bored
  37. aw zurks didnt make it through shops
  38. i had the biggest urge
  39. mooocoww: an undercover investigation
  40. Conna

imma take ur virginity

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Posts 697 posts

IM GETTING MARRIED Mar 25, 2012
after three and a half months (110days, 14hours and 34seconds to be exact) of courting, my soulmate and soon to be husband pressed my "add friend" button. He didnt want his friends and parents to see us together but now he's finally willing to associate himself with such a humble poor bumboy as myself, thank you connorthomson

friends, lovers and soon to be....fathers (soz i got over-excited and feel the world should know you knocked me up) xx
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lad points for the bantasaurusrex of a week Mar 15, 2012
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some people are just so inspirational Mar 11, 2012
"Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways" - Vicky Pollard

Fuck obama, he'll never say anything that will touch me so profoundly as vicky pollard. He'll never reach into the depths of my soul and capture exactly how i'm feeling as well as she can and not nearly as eloquently.

"No, but, yeh, but, no, but"

who is this angel sent from god
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wise words from computer3000 Mar 6, 2012
image"When I do get a bit drunk though and feel like I want some kissing action I have got a bit of a strategy going. I just intensely gaze into someones eyes, watch them do their whole "I'll look away and look back to see if he's still watching" , slightly nod and quite a few times I've been approached. I must admit that I'm not the best looking guy. I'd give myself a 6 which is average. So this just shows as long as a straight guy has confidence and good hygiene, getting female attention is not too hard."- computer3000

and remember if you really like her and she isn't responding maybe get a knife out to show her you're a hunter and can provide for her in the future if times get hard, then thrust the knife at her to really grab her attention
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davidfisher is the MOST ungreatful sod Mar 6, 2012
so i offer to buy her a nice item from shops, maybe some long blonde hair or a corset and all she does is say she wouldn't wear whatever i buy her. i guess this is the reason her mum won't buy him any nice dresses coz she'll just throw them back in her face in disgust. you're taking being a tomboy to a whole new extreme, dress like a boy if you want but your inner miley cyrus will shine through eventually
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Queenie has her say on Americans Feb 20, 2012
imagethou ungrateful americans

why did Ones servants overthrow thy queen when all she wanted was to have a civil tea party in Boston? One couldve won X FactorUSA "One's a rocket ship on One's way to Mars, One is a satellite, One's out of control". Well it seems it's time for one to go and walk one's corgies, oh wait it's hit #ginocolock one guesses one's corgies could have a day off.

lots of love
from queenie
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