Dear people of tengaged,
I be stranded on an island...that has internet...and the island is really small...and there are no eggs :(
I ask yall to PLEASE give me money so that I can come home and eat some eggs again. I miss the succulent egg white, caressing the golden yolk.
I need the money to get off this stinking no-egg island so that I can get my daily intake of essential amino acids.
PLEASE!!!! I WANNA EAT MA EGGS!!!!
And if I don't get enough...
then...
*sigh*
I must result to selling my schmexy body on the streets (of my little island...) which I REALLY don't want to do.
So please save me from whoredom, and PLUS MY BLOG.
uifo
And if I do result to prostitution, you can find me with my street name:
Rosy Gem (my golden treasure is hidden within...*cringe*)
ps.
when I do get home, how should I eat my eggs: sunny-sde up or over easy?
Comments
i think im going to wait till i can get some of rosy gem =p
Dear people of tengaged,