*struts in looking gorg*
Kween Tree is here, you can try to smoke me but probs won't work, i'm too sweet for you! ;)

-walks into the workroom with my hoop purse, high ponytail, one piece and shades-
let's get it cracking bbgs <3

*in confessional* All the other queens here are so self-absorbed that they don't even realize that MRCOOL ISN'T EVEN A DRAG QUEEN.
*shot of MrCool sitting at empty work table*
*shot of Victoria, Blondie and Diane caking on makeup in da mirrahs*
*digs knife further into thigh*

GET MEH ANOTHER VODKA

*wipes wrists on Latex's ratty ass angel wings*

CONFESSIONAL:
Latex thinks she's so cute with her cheap as fuck cardboard wings. I don't need to use gimmicks to get noticed girl plz, get on my level.

Victoria Courtenay Campbell

*Cuntfessional*

I was abandoned at an IHOP when I was 2. *Breaks down* And...And that's why I'm so... Bitter *sobs*

confessional
why am i stuck in this hell hole with amatures

CONFESSIONAL:
Some of these girls are too cocky for my liking. Can't WAIT till they get slayed on the runway for their hideous wardrobe choices. :~)

Don't forget to vote on my RPDR blog game :]

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/lassidoggy/5342910/rupauls-drag-race-week-1

*confessional*
Aside from clearly having no idea that nobody finds her funny, Victoria doesn't seem to have any idea who she is. IS YOUR LAST NAME DUNCAN OR CAMPBELL BITCH

*cont. confessional*
and nobody give a shyt about ha blog game.

Stealing lines from Gia Gunn? What a good role model Latex!

Look, Latex, I wasn't even gonna come for your drag, because I thought that your aesthetic was similar to mine. You seemed to like the grungy, rough-around-the-edges designs based on your masquerade look. But I guess that wasn't on purpose and it was just sloppy execution.

My choices were INTENTIONAL, and clearly they were understood.

*wipes the lipstick off the mirror* bye basic bitches