Who is Hoe talking to?

*Flipping my weave, staring at the other queens smiling*

Confessional: I know right off the back bitches are gonna be trying to shade, and throw shots to try to prove they are funny. Hunny the competition hasn't even started yet. Get ready cause I'm giving you ALL FACE this season. And of course i'm the prettiest here.

we are in drag, and some of you still look like men.

insert death drop/generic shade/a pun/a video or gif

i'm here to be a sound bite and then get eliminated

Confessional: these hoes have already started drama... I'm just sitting here in the sun while all this shade is being thrown around.

Confessional: it's sad that I want the drama bitches to be my partner

Confessional: Hello darling!  My name is Delica Tessen and I am the FINEST cut of meat I this competition *traces my ON FLEEK drawn-on tit*

*struts in with a holier than thou attitude while looking down upon the other queens*

I could hear your cackling from down the street.

Oh my I must be in the wrong place. I'm looking for Tayvie's Drag Race not the Ugly Witches Support Group

Confessional: These girls have nothing on me, I could tell the minute I walked through that door that this was gonna be a piece of cake.

*confessional* The first challenge hasn't even happened and we already have cocky girls, dramatic girls, and girls that complain! Really queen?

Confessional: It's horrifying how much these "queens" look more like kings. Honestly what is this amateur season.

*rolls in*
It is me, Orangé.
Anyone thirsty for all this juice, gorl?

shade

yall are disgustin

nasty ass ratchet hoes please take a seat