*stands in front of the final two
Gentlemen, Hello.
I think you guys are both really great guys and I wish I had a hundred reasons to stand up here and yell at all of you, but the truth is I don't.
Matt, I am honestly really glad you weren't stupid enough to bring Tj to the end of this game because every member on that jury would have voted for him. You maybe would've gotten a sympathy vote out of my buddy Jake.
Caleb, yes we were in an alliance together, but yet you never talked to me one on one. Now you could rebut and say that I never talked to you either, but the roles are reversed and you are in the final chairs, not me. So really I don't know who you are, or what your plans were in this game. Giving you my vote, would be like voting for my next door neighbor to win a million dollars. Sure I saw my neighbor around the street and whatnot, but I wouldn't invite my neighbor over for dinner just from a couple nods on the street.
I don't have any questions, just a couple things I needed to say before I walked into a booth and gave one of you two great competitors a title you earned. No matter who wins it. Congrats guys