What a bang Season 3 has begun with! It has hit the ground running and the 1st 3 episodes have not disappointed. The new cast is not as good at first impressions as last season's newcomers were, but it's only the beginning of the season, so a lot can change. So before we go tracking down people's names just because we find them weird, let's give a heartfelt farewell to those we lost. Let's go.
In Memorium: https://youtu.be/_wSWMgNW4PU MelindaMrskk - Joshua Lea-Sain - EPISODE 32 - EPISODE 32 - Cause of death: Fell off a building after being shot in the stomach It was a shame to lose Josh since he seemed like he had a good head on his shoulders, but I'd be lying if I said I was going to miss him. Better luck next time, I guess.
Serena Creed - EPISODE 13 - (S2) - While last episode did have that earl Season 2 Serena that annoed a few people, I still love her to death. She's been taking death seriousl, and she's doing what she can to be a friend. I gotta love that about her.
Robin Creed - EPISODE 32 - I don't have MUCH of an impression on him, but he doesn't seem bad at all. He kind of has to be examined to make sense since it took me a few tries tgo make sense of what he was telling Serena at the Hamptons about protection.
-PRESENT CHARACTERS-
TDBigBrotherLover112 - Elizabeth Caldwell - EPISODE 1 - (S1&2) - Episode 33 is the first episode in the whole series in which she did NOT make an appearance! To be honest, not much has changed, but her scene in Episode 34 does raise an eyebrow or two. So Melanie DID have an impact after all, but I'm not putting much stock into it. MrPokeGuy9 - Kyle Jackson - EPISODE 14 - (S2) - Good God dude! Just when I give this guy Most Redeemed, this idiot decides to be an idiot and goes to visit Jamie. The actual fuck for? Oh, and he gets himself into a car crash. Good going, you idiotic moron! Kelly2722 - Samantha Matthews - EPISODE 13 - (S2) - Of the 2 Matthews, Samantha's the better one. She still acts kind of brash, but she is still a lot more mature than her sister. I am hoping what I had just said isn't misplaced on Sam's part.
Kelly2722 - Tori Matthews - EPISODE 2 - (S1) - I was hoping this season, Tori WOULDN'T be annoying, but GOOD GOD was she a bitch to Tabatha! She is turning into what Rebecah was like when she debuted back in Season 1, but not in a good way. I am still holding out hope she will redeem herself, but I just don't know. Aoki - Viola Washington -EPISODE 2 - (S1) - Something about Viola moving in with Michelle seems a bit off, but I don't know what. Wasn't she Pink Heels? I have a feeling she is going to go south and NOT be like what Olivia was last season. I wouldn't mind the turn around, but still. RyanAndrews - Abbey Jackman - EPISODE 33 - Can we all just take a moment and slap Abbey in the face? We can!? Oh yay!
*slaps Abbey in the face again*
God that felt good! But moreover she deserved that. She is such a bitch to Tisha that I'd push her off a cliff, but Assessment laws don't allow that since I am still not allowed to end lives in Assessments.
The reason being is because she spends god knows how much, she would be going overdraft, and is such a bitch to anone who says "No" to her. Now excuse me while I go give that one idiot the bird. CoolKat - Candace Hyle - She has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
MelindaMrskk - Dylan Henderson - He has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
Aoki - Ericka Simmons - EPISODE 32 - I like that she stood up for Tabatha, but she already seems like a dumb weirdo. Seriously, throwing a rooftop party in Fleetwood Hills, a place KNOWN for murder? Pretty dumb idea. Hopefully she gets smarter and QUICK! Overall, she's not off to a swell start. Aydanmac01 - Hart Denton - He has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
MelindaMrskk - Jessica Evedon - EPISODE 34 - Only one episode and ALREADY she got her ass in danger! lol She may or may not just end up being death fodder. These next few episodes should tell.
TDBigBrotherLover112 - Lacey Preston - EPISODE 34 - Eh, not too fond of her tbh, but her scene WAS interesting because it raises the question: Who IS Elizabeth? I hope we get an answer to what she meant at some point. MrBird - Maya Dawine - EPISODE 34 - It's already been 1 episode and I already don't like her. Of course, Maya was a gigantic corporate cunt in Worlds End, so is Maya SUPPOSED to be the bad girl here? She seems a bit weird (and no, that's not for Serena weird) because she's quick to jump the gun on those she does not like. Not amused. QueenMichelle - Michelle Maraschino - EPISODE 32 - The other day I had a Maraschino Cherry yogurt. So let me get this straight. Can we now call Tallulah the Cherry Killer now? lol But anyway, Michelle seems harmless, which is more than I can say for some people. She isn't the best newcomer, but she's far from the worst also. Guigi - Phoebe Rockwell - EPISODE 32 - I really hope Phoebe pulls through, if only to give her a chance to develop. She seems fine so far, so at least there's that. tkoj555 - Quinton Benjamin - EPISODE 33 - I'm just gonna put this out RIGHT NOW that Quinton is fucking VILE! I have no problem with gay people, but WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO VICTORIA, YOU STUPID, INCONSIDERATE CUNT!!!! You do NOT pretend to take someone out on a date, and THEN back out last second by coming out of the closet. That is shameless and gives gay people a bad name! It's a shame too because gay/lesbian people have been presented in a positive light in this series. For shame, Quinton! For shame! topazisqueen - Tabatha Rose - EPISODE 32 - HEY GUYS, WE FOUND OUR MARV! But to be honest, she's hot and cold with me. Like, she's in my graces and then she's out of it. Am I sounding like Katy Perry? Eh, wasn't in my contract to care, so c'est la vie! hints - Tisha Mai - EPISODE 33 - One of our best newcomers thus far has been, without a doubt, Tisha. Her behaviors towards Abbey is justified, unlike a CERTAIN someone from Season 1 whose begins with "A" and ends with "lex Jackson". Hopefully she doesn't become the next... well... him, because THAT would be anticlimactic to say the least. Katherinee_ - Victoria Chase - EPISODE 32 - So far, I'm not sure what to think of Victoria. Her snapshot stunt on Michelle was a no, but then her reaction towards Quinton was one of the most understandable aspects of the newcomers I've seen thus far. I know she's a captive now, but I wanna see how she does for the future.
-FLASH BACK CHARACTERS- (Will Be Seen Occasionally)
RyanAndrews - Dandy Gordon - He has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
Katherinee_ - Emily Dorcus - She has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
MrBird - Emma Bandil - She has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
MrPokeGuy9 - Jamie Spinks - EPISODE 32 - This guy's a determinant for a BIG reason! If he and Kyle broke up before ANY of Season 2's events, then I can understand not forgiving Kyle. But if it was AFTER that, then what the hell!? lol
QueenMichelle - Lisa Lou - She has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
CoolKat - Sakana Nikapoka - She has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
Aoki - Sarah-Jane Marie - EPISODE 34 - So all we know is that this person used Olivia's dad for money. Honestly, anyone who uses Olivia's family as a means to an end is bad news, and she'll probably be someone I'm gonna want to push off my plate if I were any good at predicting shit. I'd probs fail at being a fortune teller < 3
MelindaMrskk - Stephanie Jane - EPISODE 33 - Her only appearance thus far has been an advising to Abbey about her awful spending, and right now, anyone who seems smart compared to Abbey gets a nod from me.
Hints - Rhen Marie - She has no appearance and thus does not get an assessment
And that will do for this Assessment. While I will of course be rooting for the Creeds to come out alive again because that's who I have, it's nice to see where I stand in the beginning, and being as the newcomers have alread given me some bad impressions, things can alwas change. Just at Tallulah and how she plummeted in Season 2, or how about Adam at the end of Season 1 getting some kind of redemption?
As always, I do you've enjoyed reading as much as I did making this. I formed a few mails to myself to help speed this along, especially when I failed and sent too much of the Assessment in one mail and had to do some people AGAIN! lmao See you all next time!
I need to keep some of the mails from yesterday on the first page of my inbox. If you even try to spam me in the mails before I get home from work, it's getting deleted.
I've had autism. I was diagnosed with autism when I was born. I was expected never to be able to talk or do anything a normal person would.
So what? I'm not afraid to admit such a thing since I have told other people my story. I've overcome all expectations, and I plan to keep being the better man. Have a good day!
