Like they are like SO in love like if you could measure the amount of love that these two had for each other, like, it would be on cosmic levels because like, you know like, they totally have big eyes for each other and like even though that she is like in one continent and he on another like yall like their love can for SER cross oceans, like totally and completely, like no question.
Like love is definitely something that like, you just KNOW when you feel like that is what my friend Lauren Conrad said on the Hills like love is not a maybe thing like you for ser KNOW when you love someone and like, like, like, if you do you should like TOTALLY get on that because like WHY are you waiting, you know? Like and all you people out there with like acne and zits and stuff like DONT EVEN WORRY people uglier than you all over the world are mating with ugly people so like don't even worry about it because like, you WILL find love like even if you have to pay someone in like India for it or something, like its out there.
Like, marriage is definitely the next step for these lovebird like they are like SO in love well but like first they should actually MEET and then like GET MARRIED after they HOOK UP and stuff like, OMG!! Like, one time in preschool this boy named BILLY had like a TOTAL crush on me and I was like O M G Billy like I am only FOUR YEARS OLD like I need a LITTLE TIME to like think this over because like you guys like marriage is a big step between two human beings with different OR SAME BECAUSE I SUPPORT SOCIAL UNIONS sexual organs so like you know like, JUST DO IT If you're ready but like in predschool like I barely knew all of my colors like I had all the basics down but like I always forgot the different variations and like that is CRUCIAL for married life because like if you dont know yoru COLORS like HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAINT A HOUSE LIKE LOL YOU SO CANT PAINT A HOUSE LIKE NO YOU CANT!! SO LIKE, omg I was like OMG!! Billy, like, NO!!! I WONT MARRY YOU!! and then Billy moved to Kansas and now I guess he's on crack.
SO LIKE the moral of the story is like WHEN YOU FIND LOVE like even if it is like an OCEAN AWAY like you DEFINITELY need to like JUMP ON THAT and don't take into consideration what JEALOUS LOSERS AND WANNABEES LIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO WONT BE NAMED WHO SAYS HE IS A STAND UP GUY BUT TREATS HIS FRIENDS LIKE SHIT THE SECOND HE DOESNT NEED THEM ANYMORE oops lol that slipped out BUT ANYWAY LIKE you just like need to say WHO CARES about the haters like WHIP YOUR HAIR BACK AND FORTH and like you just BE IN LOVE, you know??
OKAY SO LIKE, CONGRATS Jenn and Lind, like from the Femme Family we are all VERY proud of you, Lind you are like a super nice guy and since you like TOTALLY REJECTED MY ADVANCEMENTS LIKE WTF that means you really like Jenn, so TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER or we will have to blast you with our NIPPLE GUNS!!!
Like, I am like SUPER tired of being cast aside and VICTIMIZED by like SO MANY people on this site!! IS IT BECAUSE I'M HOTTER THAN YOU ARE!? HUH!?! IS THAT IT!?! Like, I cannot help it that when my sexy ass popped out of my mother's uterus that I had naturally perfect breasts, amazing hair, flawless facial structure and like an award winning personality and I am like SUPER TIRED of my beauty being used as handicap in things. Like, NO OFFENSE but like, I lost to a GINGER and a UGLY GUY like I am like BEYOND offended and like, this is like insulting. Like, really ever since I entered prep like, pretty girls have been a bitch to me, and like, I can't HELP IT that I am totally gorgeous and that people want to be me, but is that reason for me to be treated like GARBAGE!? IT SO ISNT!!!
Like, all I want is to be treated with some like [Bri pulls her shirt back up, as it has fallen down, exposing her breast] CLASS and RESPECT and like, I will do the SAME in return like SURE OKAY FINE I make fun of Beast's weight and Dawn's age but that is because like I HAVE TO but like, being MEAN is a REASON to pick on someone and like I am SO tired of being VICTIMIZED because I am BEAUTIFUL and GORGEOUS!!! Like, it's really...s-sad to me that like, people would rather hold my beauty against me versus CELEBRATING it and like, going HOME at the hands of like... YOUR FRIENDS and they like dont even CRY EVEN like that is super sad and like NOW I am like, not even sure that I WANT to be this beautiful anymore because like people are holding it against me too much when like I can't help it that I'm MEGA popular and like SUPER cute and that like if 11 guys got a choice between motorboating me or motorboating some OTHER girl, i'd score a solid 11 like NOT MY FAULT that I have kissable features, so like, I'M SO SORRY BUT I AM MORE THAN JUST A PEACE OF MEAT like I just want people to see me for something, like, deeper.
In honor of Han Jin's search for a new BFF, I am like, ADOPTING A KITTEN!!!
LIKE THIS IS MY KITTEN!!
Her name is LOSYL!! She is named after the cleaning product because like I LOVE TO CLEAN!! I like, named her LOSYL because it's LYSOL spelled backwards and like its really exotic if I spell it backwards versus forwards, like I am all about throwing in a little MYSTERY like such as you know, like sometimes I put on trench coats and walk around with a magnifying glass and like, sexy pose and stuff like that so yeah like LOSYL is her name and she is like MEGA MEGA presh, like I can't even begin to tell you how like, super presh she is like SO precious, like can't even.
Like we have to buy stuff next for our cat but like honestly like, if you want a cat $100USD is just simply like NOT enough, you know?? SO LIKE I went to the drugstore and bought lottery tickets, like 100 dollars with, and won like a TON OF MONEY like so much, so like I bought myself some cute dresses and like bras but then I went to BED BATH AND BEYOND to look for furniture. Like a pet is truly like a part of the family and like for ser therefore deserves like a little glitz and glam, you know? I SO KNOW YOU KNOW!! LIKE OMG so in my spare time I do a little INTERIOR DESIGN with like my Mom and stuff, it's like, kind of like, a business like we are for ser partners and like I help people make their houses and stuff pretty like I SO do like I am the design queen, like hear me roar ya know? SO LIKE I just like thought to myself SINCE I LIVE IN A SUPER EXPENSIVE CONDO IN WEST PALM BEACH like thanks so much for asking, like I AM JUST going to like let my cat have her own ROOM, so here is the room I designed for LOSYL!
LIKE AS YOU CAN see its like TOTALLY a pink palace like I for ser like, can't even begin to describe how pink and fabulous it is so like I WILL TRY THOUGH! Like, its SO pink and fabulous like I am almost gasming at all like the pink and stuff and the room gives off a very like PRINCESSY feel and like that bed is obvi hers and has silk sheets like HELLO? I can't make Losyl sleep on sheets that are NOT silk, like what kind of cat owner would I like, BE? LIKE NOT A GOOD ONE EL OH EL!! SO LIKE
MY NEXT STOP WAS FOOD!! Now I don't eat catfood so like HELLO?? Neither can my kitty cat, like cat food is definitely of the forser DISGUSTING variety like I just like, don't eat catfood like I sometimes you know like tuna, but only if its like caught fresh and then made into sushi or something because I like LOVE sushi, like its asian and fishy and like, I feel like, SO retro when I'm eating it because like it's like HEEEY I am eating SUSHI like I'm so LOS ANGELESlike, its totes awesome like I am like SO hip when I consume raw fish. SO LIKE if I like raw fish, WHY NOT MY CAT?? So I am hiring her a SUSHI CHEF!! Like this chef will live with me and like he will be SUPER sexy and hot to look at but like, you know like, I totally can't have sex with him because you know what they say about asians, like, WEE WEE PEE PEE amirite or amirite. IM SO RIGHT!! Its like, one of those little sausage things they have in those cans that you can eat, like those mini weiners like I DEFINITELY prefer something with a little more force, thats why I really like Scandanavians.
LIKE THIS IS SO COOL OF ME because like its SENSORY UPDATED so like, whenever Losyl goes over she can just be like OMG HEY CAT FEEDER like IM STARVING like ME-YOW!! Like and it will so feed her, like this is the way to go.
Like of COURSE all of her accesories will be DIAMOND STUDDED WITH DIAMONDS OF THE REAL VARIETY, LIKE DUH!! Like IMAGINE she went to use the litter box in FAKE DIAMONDS? No no, like not happening.
THIS COLLAR has like EMERALDS and DIAMONDS, and thats like a LOT of jewels so like, Losyl is definitely going to like ADORE wearing this and like ME-YOW, ME-YOW BLING BLING LIKE EL OH EL!! OMG!! Like I just LOVE to BLING like one time I went to this super cool nightclub and I had on a diamond necklace and I went up to all the PIMPS and HOS [Holds up peace sign] AND WAS LIKE OH MY GOD CHECK MY BLAAAAAANG and then they just looked at me like I was on cocaine but like they TOTALLY THOUGHT I WAS SUPER COOL!!
Okay here is my LITTER BOX like let me just take time to tell you all that like litter is SUPER bad for the environment like we do NOT need yoru used cans and like garbage and everything like such as spread out over the highway like that is SO unenvironmental like it actually makes me want to cry because like I ADORE nature like its so naturfull and like I just like, love it, you know? So like, don't litter or else you are going to be condemned to live with like illegal immigrants in hell, okay? so like, watch it.
AND I LIKE LOVE cleaning cat poop like its like digging for buried treasure so I am DEF looking forward to sweeping her terds.
LIKE THATS SO IT!! Like thanks SO much for reading my manual like, I totes appreciate helping like as MANY people as I can becaus elike I'm just a helper who like, enjoys doing stuff that like is of the aids well like not AIDS because like then you DIE and stuff and like seriously, people all over our world are like seriously affected by AIDS, like it's really baaaaad. So like I don't know what you want to do but like always wear protection and like, for real guys like, never stick drug needles in your arms like snorting is SO much easier like you don't need those needles
MY FRIEND HANJIN is falling victim to like HATE CRIMES all over the WEB!! LIKE WHY!?
Like I think Han is like SO of the cute variety, you know? I mean like SURE she refuses to do my nails when I ask like super nicely and like of course like sometimes I'm just like HAN like WHY are you such a loose girl because like she is so promiscuous like okay she SAYS she's going to like the library and stuff to like, you know like, work on things such as like education and everything like such as, but like, she like, TOTALLY has a hot asian mister on the side and I like BET his name is Tenji because like can't you guys see Han with a TENJI? LIKE I SO SEE HAN WITH A TENJI LIKE SO DO WITH MY EYES LIKE I SEE STUFF.
LIKE ONE TIME I was at HOOTERS WITH MY FRIENDS AND LIKE, I TOTALLY was like checking out this guy next to me because like he TOTALLY was a hottie major like I can't even like begin to explain like, SO cute like oh my god. SO like I was like OMG Clarise, who is my friend but she's like such a bitch because she like cheats on her boyfriends all the time with this stripper that she met when we went to cancun and like normally I'm like ALL for latin sex but like when you have a BOYFRIEND CLARISE like you can't just screw EVERY AMIGO LIKE AMIRITE OR AMIRITE! IM SO RITE! SO LIKE ANYWAY I was like SEEING this guy check me out with his eyes and like, I was like TOTALLY smizing back because like that is just what I do, like, I smize a lot because like I just dont want to like be UNSMIZING because like HOW UNFRIENDLY ARE YOU if like your eyes are of the not smizing variety like SO UNFRIENDLY LIKE DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK!
SO LIKE ANYWAY LIKE, I totally went on a date with the guy but he was like NOT my type like he was into professional wrestling and like fishing and stuff and like I'm more into the finer things of life like doing you know, housework and like modeling and like pageantry and everything like that so I was like SORRY you aren't going to lay in my PERFECTLY MADE BED TONIGHT!!
BUT LIKE SO THE POINT IS that HanJin is a SUPER NICE GIRL like she is SO nice and like she loves things like Hello Kitty and like things of the asian variety like I'm sure she loves bamboo and Koalas but like they are of the Australian but you see Han still likes them because like, she is like, NOT descriminatory against RACES, SPECIES, OR NATIONALITIES LIKE HELLO!? Han is SO UNIVERSALLY CULTURAL and like it PAINS ME to see that like, people don't see that she is just this fun little asian girl like playing with her electronic pet things that like ALL the asians have like my friend YOKO like she so had one and it was a little dog but I forget what it was called, anyway like, SO precious, like she was so cute and asiany when she played with it and I am like a big support of asians being asian, like I just love that for ser.
SO ANYWAY LIKE LEAVE HAN JIN ALONE SHE DID NOTHING TO YOU!!
LIKE THIS IS LIKE SUCH A LIKE HONOR!! FOR TOTALLY AND FOR SER!!
Like I like TOTALLY got like NOMINATED for like a TENGAGED AWARD LIKE OH MY GOD! I got nominated for name of the year and that is like, SO COOL because like, names are like DEFINITELY AWESOME and like, I LOVE THEM! Like GO NAMES!!
Like, I don't know when I realized that like my name was like REALLY COOL! Like I guess I have to like, thank my MOTHER and FATHER for like NAMING ME AND THEREFORE LIKE NOT LEAVING ME NAMELESS!! Like, I like SO appreciate being named because like, then like people dont have to be like, HEY YOU WITH THE FACE or like HEY BLONDIE or like HEY GIRL OVER THERE WITH THE INSANELY LARGE BOOBS (THAT ARE REAL AND NOT FAKE) AND LIKE THE SUPER NATURAL TAN WITH THE HAIR THAT IS ALSO OF THE NATURAL LIKE THANKS FOR ASKING like I just am SO like thankful that everyday people can just be like HEY BRIANNA or like HEY MISSBRIFLORIDA2007 like that is SO AWESOME.
Like, I remember one time when I was in preschool and we were doing finger paints! I was like, SO EXCITED to do finger paints but like NOT USE MY FINGERS because I didn't want my skin to like, stain and stuff. SO LIKE I totally like, got a paint brush and started painting this girl CHRISTINE'S FINGERS. She had red hair so like TRUST ME I was like doing her a favor by putting a different color on her body NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH RED HAIR LIKE TOTALLY LOVE IT LOL! SO LIKE I like was like HEY CHRISTINE and she was like HEY...? Because like I hadnt introduced myself yet and this is why names are like SO IMPORTANT you guys because like, if you dont have a name, like, HOW are you supposed to be like INTRODUCED?? AND LIKE FURTHERMORE when I got in trouble for completely covering her in paint from like head to toe, the teacher was like "BRE-AHN-UH, THAT IS LIKE, A NO-NO" and so like if I DIDNT have a name and was therefore like nameless, I wouldn't have known that she was even like ADDRESSING ME YOU KNOW?? LIKE I KNOW YOU SO KNOW!!!
SO LIKE anyway I just am like SUPER HONORED for being nominated for best name and like would like TOTALLY APPRECIATE any votes that you cast making me like the NAME OF ALL NAMES like I will totally represent the concept of naming like FOR SURE.
Like, I have been on this site for like SO LONG and like, I TOTALLY HAD NOT EVEN LIKE WON A GAME!
BUT NOW!!
LIKE I TOTALLY WON A GAME!! Like like, as Luigi would say like, I'M DA WEENER!! LIKE NOT AN ACTUAL WEINER because like I am not a slice of meat OR a male organ but like you know like, ANYWAY! LIKE I TOTALLY WON!
Like this was like, a hard game to win and like, I totally have to dedicate this win not only to like the FEMMEBOTS WOOO but like, to also ALL THE FANS!! Like, I like, LOVE THE FANS! LIKE THE FANS, THEY LIKE, ARE SO ROCKULAR LIKE I CANT EVEN!!
Like, I just feel like SO HIP now that I've like totally won a game and like I like, think that like now I can go on to do things such as like you know, laundry and things of like, the Survivor variety and everything like such as - ALTHOUGH LIKE, I DON'T THINK I WOULD EXCEL IN SURVIVOR YA you see because like, I am like, NOT GOOD in the wilderness like I like to sit in my condo and like, drink some coffee like CATCH UP ON THE LATEST JAMS like I like could not survive on a deserted island because like it is DESERTED THERE and like there would be no one to talk to and like, I just like, can't handle like not talking because like LOL LOVE TO TALK!!
SO LIKE
BY NAME I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME SHOUT OUTS, LIKE THINK OF THIS AS ME ON FINALE NIGHT LIKE SHOUTING OUT!!
LIKE I TOTALLY OWE THIS WIN TO ALL OF YOU!! LIKE THANKS YOU GUYS!!
Like I could not think of like a BETTER group of people to play on this site with! Like, YOU GUYS ROCK! Like, I think that like, you know like, people may not like us that much but like what is SO AWESOME is that like, we don't even care but just WIN ANYWAY and like I think it's like so awesome that aside from the occasional boyfriend slip up LIKE YOU KNOW WHO I AM LOOKING AT!! but like, aside from all of that like, we TOTALLY DOMINATE and like it is super fun playing with you all and like if I could pick a new group of people on tengaged to play with like I SO WOULD NOT DO THAT! Because like, we have cute outfits too so like, HELLO!? Obviously going to like, stay.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DEDICATE A PARAGRAPH TO TANYAWINTERS
LIKE YOU ARE SO FABULOUS! Like, you are like, the inspiration for everything that Femmebots should be. You take girls and like, you like, BUILD THEM INTO AIRSPLITTING WOMEN and like that is like SO BOMBASS of you like I just like LOVE THAT, you know? LIKE SO DO! and like, I think that like, I would not be like here representing the rules of feminism and fiercness against those who are so desperatly lacking in them if it were not for like, YOUR TOTAL GUIDANCE!!
LIKE THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WON A FIFTH GRADE KICKBALL GAME!
LIKE I TOTALLY WON IT
Like, I stepped up to the like platey thingy and I was just like, you know, OH MY GOD, I have to kick this ball! SO LIKE I KICKED IT and like, it hit this girl Mary Anne in the face - but like DONT WORRY because like, she was ugly anyway so I was just like WHATEVER, like SORRY MARY ANNE like you needed the facial transplant anyway so I was like HELPING HER OUT you know? Like, I just do that you guys like, I'm a helper! BUT LIKE while everyone was watching her GUSH BLOOD I TOTALLY rounded third and did a dramatic slide into home plate. BUT LIKE, then I scraped my knee and started CRYING and had to go the nurse and like, I know Mary Anne broke her nose but like, MY KNEE was hurting too so like I couldn't really care all that much because like, I JUST COULDNT!
SO LIKE ANYWAY I just wanted to say THANK YOU AGAIN to all of you out there on tengaged who continue to present like new and improved challenges everyday. YOU GUYS LIKE ROCK EVEN THOUGH SOME OF YOU MAKE ME WANT TO STICK A KNIFE INTO MY VAGINA AND JUST LIKE, END IT!!
LIKE THANKS SO MUCH GUYS
Love, BRIANNA (Actually, Brrianna, but the second R is silent because like, yeah.)
LIKE GUYS!! LIKE YOU GUYS!!
LIKE WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
LIKE OH MY OF THE GOD!!
LIKE YOU GUYS LIKE...
LIKE OH. MY. GOD!!!!
WELL LIKE, OH MY GOD!!
