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Voting Confessionals

May 20, 2013 by NotForsaken
What is your favorite/what is the most memorable voting confessional from any season on Survivor?

Mine has to be Jonny Fairplay's voting confessional: "Fuck you!" That slays me every time.

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Comments

"This vote is not strategic. It's strictly personal" - Randy Bailey, Survivor Gabon
Sent by masterchef,May 20, 2013
"You are an old, showvanistic, alchoholic bigot and you need to grow up before you die alone, and a loser" suger kipher on randy bailey
Sent by Chelsea1234,May 20, 2013
"Make the best man win, and it'll be me, and he see's it coming". Russell Hantz on Boston Idiot
Sent by Hannah_Parks,May 20, 2013
"You're a sneaky sneaky little girl always ready to blindside someone.  But I don't think you're ready for this one." - Brenda being a goddess
Sent by Survivorfan1111,May 20, 2013
You're such a child, everything you say is either Brenda or Goddess. Grow up you're annoying
Sent by Hannah_Parks,May 20, 2013
"Dragon Slayed"
-Erinn Lobdell
Sent by JoshJosh123,May 20, 2013
Hannah_Parks I really don't see why you seem to think you're superior as a fan for only liking the show for it's strategic side? God pretentious douches like that are annoying as fuck. (you don't even have good opinions on the strategic side either seeing as you're a Russell fan)
Sent by Yerg,May 20, 2013
agree with JoshJosh123 "Dragon Slayed"
Sent by cats3,May 20, 2013
"Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes: 'Dear Casey, there's a mean old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate for me?' Well Rob, here's your request: 'Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey heyyyy hey. Gooood bye."
Sent by Chee5e55ave5,May 20, 2013
Lol, if you don't think Russell is Strategic. Then you're a complete dumbass. Yerg
Sent by Hannah_Parks,May 20, 2013
Hannah_parks Lol, if you think Russell is strategic, then you're a complete dumbass.
Sent by Survivorfan1111,May 20, 2013
Hannah_Parks well obviously he's strategic but his strategy is shit, and if you don''t recognize that then you don't understand Survivor and have no right to even accuse anyone of being a lesser fan than you.
Sent by Yerg,May 20, 2013
Survivor shut up already, you are retarded and probably a child. Just shut up already
Sent by Hannah_Parks,May 20, 2013
Survivorfan1111
You are wrong. Russell is a strategic genius.
Sent by masterchef,May 20, 2013
Yerg
Wait, I'm confused. You say: "obviously he's strategic" then you say: "but his strategy is shit". Those two statements are contradictory.
Sent by masterchef,May 20, 2013
"Sorry girl. You get on my nerves and I don't like being around you. Nothing personal" - Robb Zbacnik, Survivor Thailand
"You may be the Golden boy, but I'm platinum" - Brian Corridan, Survivor Guatemala
"Gregg, you're the dark horse. And it's time for the dark horse to ride off into the sunset" - Ian Rosenburger - Survivor Palau
"You're a grown man, consider a name change" - Stacey Kimball, Survivor Fiji
"Bitch" - Randy Bailey, Survivor Gabon
"The ancient Samurai used to say that to win the war you cut off the head of the dragon. You are the dragon, and I am the dragon slayer" - Coach Wade, Survivor Tocantins
"If you play with fire, you gonna get burned" - Russell Hantz, Survivor Samoa
"I'll write your name down again, and if I'm up there in the top three you'll still give me the million dollar vote. " - Sandra Diaz-Twine, Survivor Heroes vs Villains
"For you, and your friend Fransesca, time has run out" -  Phillip Sheppard, Survivor Redemption Island
"If you make it further in this game than me, something is wrong in the universe" - Denise Stapely, Survivor Philippines
Sent by masterchef,May 20, 2013
masterchef It depends on how you view the word, I'll give you this one ;)
But strategic means: Carefully designed or planned to serve a particular purpose or advantage
that doesn't mean that the way you carefully designed it or planned it is good, it could be a total failure.
Sent by Yerg,May 20, 2013
Yerg
But that means that for everyone who didn't win, their strategy was shit, because it failed.
Sent by masterchef,May 20, 2013
masterchef well Russell's failed spectacularly unlike others were there were only minor flaws. But there's no point in arguing about this, because I acknowledge I worded it badly.
Sent by Yerg,May 20, 2013
Yerg
I would say that letting your guard down and allowing yourself to be blindsided isn't a "minor flaw" I would say that is losing as spectacularly as losing the jury vote. I mean, for all the non-winners there's some part of the game they don't get. Cirie lost because she has no understanding of how to get to the finals. Russell lost because he has no understanding of how to work a jury. Rupert lost because he has no understanding of anything.
Sent by masterchef,May 20, 2013
masterchef I worded it wrong, you're right about what you said but I never even implied to be defending people that got blindsided.
but no, Cirie in Micronesia had a complete understanding of how to get to the finals, whether she would have won or not is up to debate but saying she had no understanding of how to get to finals when she was set up to be in the final three before the random twist changed it to a final two is nonsensical. Had it not been for the last minute twist, Cirie would have gotten to the end.
Sent by Yerg,May 21, 2013

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