Yes, shocking news from down under.
It seems our dear Prime Minister, Mr. Rudd, is turning over to the dark side.
Why?
Because of free money....
It always is because of free money.
He has come to the decision that he wants to hand out 'packages' of money to his Australian citizens.
But what impact is this having on the government funds?
I heard the packages will be around $9,200 and given out to adult Aussies earning 11 to 33 grand a year. ((Disclaimer : Those figures are no where exact))
So that's when I came to a conclusion.
NAZI'S.
Dear Kevin Rudd, is being controlled... by Nazi's.
And you may be saying ":o but nazi's are gone!" or "nazi's are bad... we're good... are we bad?"
And the answer to that is.... SLEEPERS.
War veterans are rising out of their wheelchairs and taking over the PM!
After being brainwashed by the nazi's - they have a diabolical plan to drain the governments money, with no suspicions from the public.
How did they get awakened into their spy state?
Well, I may have ran down the streets of all the old folks homes singing "now it's springtime for Hitler and Germany" -- but that's not the point.
The point is, friends, that Kevin Rudd is.... EVIL!
((Approved by the government council of Funkadelia))
