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Only 26 hours til CATURDAY!!!! Jul 22, 2010: And its Feline Friday at the local animal shelter tomorrow. Make your own lolcats, adopt a cat!; Points: 27 1 comments
I made Monet cry. Who am I? Jul 22, 2010: Thats right. Anyone that chick ever met.; Points: 12 1 comments
Favorite 4 letter word- GO! Aug 14, 2009: Fuck!; Points: 8 3 comments
Nominate best reality show player (US) Aug 11, 2009: I nominate Dan from BB10. Dude narrated his plan as he put it into work.; Points: 22 7 comments
Doctor Doodie- The science of shit Aug 10, 2009: As you might now know from reading my previous blog entries,
I have a bit of an issue with feces.
Ever since I shit myself in Kmart,
I've been extra cautios, even when I fart.
Well one day i went and saw a Doc,
The one thats called a Tollogist-Proc.
He said that my poop was not very tame,
He thought there might be a syndrome to blame.
He took a stool sample,
I gave one that was more than ample.
And in the end, a diagnosis he chose,
Was a lovely disease that he called Crohns!; Points: 23 3 comments
Whats your favorite brand of condom? Aug 9, 2009: Im in a comitted relationship so mine is no condom at all! Post your favorite brands/styles/flavors!; Points: 63 13 comments