...and the best beat drop in all of my time in TSC goes to: BLASTERJAXX. Thank you, BJaxx, for adding "hands up for the filthy drop" to my TSC shit-post comment rolodex.
GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR EMOTION, OCEANA. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUr HAND DRAMA, OCEANA. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR SHITTY LYRICS, OCEANA. "I was here before ya, drinkin' Coca Cola" will forever be one of my favorite bad lyrics in a serious song for as long as I live. That said, the rest of it is so on point emotionally.
29) MAX - "Puppeteer" // Submitted by Lockie // TSC 189, 1st place, 109 points (7 points given).
If someone told me before I started TSC that I'd join TSC, do a set of rankings after like a year and a half of being in it, and putting a male Nickelodeon star in the top 30 of said rankings, I don't think that I'd be alive right now to compile this.
27) Fabienne - "City of Shadows" // Submitted by AlphaBravo // TSC 163, 1st place, 122 points (12 points given).
Mapei just got out-done in a duet with a robot. Nothing flashy, but this has always stuck with me from the first few contests that I participated in. In the words of geovanycaldeorn -- "love it."
This is the same cute little girl from "Haba Haba?" Stop playin'. STOP PLAYIN'. Tolis and I need a Skype reunion tour where we perform this for old times sake (but no, we're not a gangsta).
24) Peter Fox - "Alles Neu" // Submitted by smi9127 // TSC 159, 19th place, 21 points (12 points given).
Spoiler: my favorite foreign language entry. As you can see, I'm one of the only people that liked this, giving it more than half of the points (and in a Eurovision week where I knew and loved most of the songs, no less) that It received in total. I will still defend it to the death. People have sampled the shit out of this lovely instrumental, and for some reason, the German is really doing it for me despite being one of the least sexy languages around.
23) Anna F - "DNA" // Submitted by TolisKalkas // TSC 160, 8th place, 75 points (10 points given).
Favorite "SNAPPY-CLAPPY" TSC entry with one of my favorite ridiculous lyrics of "it's okay, I just wanna fuck your friends" coming from this cutesy looking Austrian chick.