ARE FINALISTS, THE REMAINING PLAYERS ARE CANDIDATES TO BE THE 17TH
NOTICE - IF MACKEN IS STILL BANNED BEFORE THE HUNGER GAMES HE WILL NOT BE A DIRECT FINALIST, BEING SO HE WILL GO TO HUNGER GAMES WHILE THE REMAINING PLAYERS WILL MOVE 1 PLACEMENT FORWARD #rookies
THE 40 PLAYERS WILL BE SPLIT INTO 2 DIFFERENT GROUPS OF 20.
1 Will play bb1 and another will play survivor, the top 8 players on each group are going automatically to the finals. The remaining 24 not qualified will play Hunger Games and the last man standing is going to the finals as well.
In the finals, there will be 17 players, they will play on a template (NOT BB16) The placements in the 1st rounds will influence the competition skills.
1ST PLACE PLAYERS WILL BE "beasts" IN COMPETITIONS
2ND-4TH PLACE PLAYERS WILL BE "good" IN COMPETITIONS
5TH-8TH PLACE PLAYERS WILL BE "average" IN COMPETITIONS
17TH FINALIST WILL BE "decent" IN COMPETITIONS
Customer - Hello, good evening, I would like to order a pizza.
Telephonist - May you give me your NIN (National Identification Number)
Customer - Yes! It's 1234 5678 9012 3456 7890
Telephonist - Thank you very much, Mr.Scalf. You live in Poopy Pants Lane the 888th Your home phone number is 1 000 555 999 right, you work in your local insurance number whose phone number is 1 000 555 888 right?
Customer - How did you get all these informations???
Telephonist - We are connected to the central services!
Customer - Ok, I would like to order 2 four cheeses pizzas and a calabresa one
Telephonist - Maybe that is not a very good idea...
Customer - I beg you pardon?
Telephonist - I'm seeing here on your medical record that you suffer from hypertension and you have cholesterol levels through the roof. And I maybe would have let it go, but your life insurance doesn't cover dangerous health choices
Customer - Ok, what do you suggest then?
Telephonist - Try our pizza with tofu and radishes, I know you will love it!
Customer - How do you know?
Telephonist - Because you logged in to the web page "Delicious soja recipes" on the 7th and were logged in to it for 38 minutes, that is why I suggest it.
Customer - Hmph... fine, send me 2 large pizzas.
Telephonist - Rest assured it's going to be the best choice for you, your wife Beatrice and your kids William, Edward, Chad and Claire
Customer - How much is it?
Telephonist - 49.99$
Customer - Would you like my credit card number?
Telephonist - You have to pay in cash, you have reached your credit card limit
Customer - All good, I can withdraw cash from the bank before the pizza gets here
Telephonist - I don't think so, your bank account has negative balance
Customer - Mind your business! Send me the pizzas i'll get the money, when are they delivered?
Telephonist - We have a lot of orders today, with some luck, 45 minutes, you can pick them up yourself but I don't think carrying 2 pizzas in a motorcycle is very easy
Customer - How do you know I will go on a motorcycle?
Telephonist - You didn't pay your last car installment and it was pawned, but since you payed your motorcycle I assumed you can use it
Customer - OH MY FUCKING GOD
Telephonist - I would like you to be polite, don't forget you were charged in May 2006 for public contempt to a police officer
Customer - *Silence*
Telephonist - Anything else?
Customer - Yes, do not forget the 2 complementary liters of coke.
Telephonist - I'm sorry but we are forbidden to sell sugar to diabetics
Customer - OK that is it, i'm trowing myself out the window
Telephonist - And break a leg? You live on the first floor!
