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Bottom 100 Pokemon (20th place) Sep 29, 2016: And here we are in the Bottom 20! Like I said, from this point on, each Pokemon on this list gets their own blog for how heinous they truly are. 19th place will come later today, but for now, let's just focus on the awfulness we have clocking in in 20th place. Remember, to be tagged in future updates, put your name stating you want to be tagged, and this list is my personal opinion.

So in 20th place on this countdown in none other than Masquerain from Generation 3! This Pokemon is a FRAUD because it looks scary, but if you really look at it, how can you REALLY be intimated be something that actually looks quite fragile. Its winged "eyes" aren't even that scary to begin with. Therefore, why this is given Intimidate of Abilities is beyond me. Also, it is evolved into a Bug/Flying from.... wait for it....

A BUG AND WATER TYPE!

So... let me get this straight. You're telling me that you gave a Pokemon a type combination we haven't seen before Generation 3, and you evolve it into one of the most generic type combinations you can give me!? GameFreak, you should be ashamed of yourselves, especially considering the Masquerain looks NOTHING like anything Surskit should ever evolve into.

Ugh! What a wasted opportunity!

Tag List (PYN to be tagged):
MrPokeguy9
SurvivorFan37
Boots22
BluJay112
SurvivorFreak13
rawr121
Amanyaman
Katherinee_
Galaxies
BrainJak
Christian_
Gabriel24
LaFierceBrittany2
Typhlosion37
Kiara_xoxo
Yaddddiggz
tonyalbright
wintermagne
cswaggerr
Pegasus1234

The List:
100. Dusknoir
99. Unfezant
98. Huntail
97. Barbaracle
96. Unown
95. Wobbuffet
94. Liepard
93. Slurpuff
92. Mime Jr.
91. Weepinbell
90. Combee
89. Diggersby
88. Sliggoo
87. Klink
86. Solrock
85. Scatterbug
84. Cacnea
83. Paras
82. Spewpa
81. Sunflora
80. Basculin
79. Bunnelby
78. Ekans
77. Metapod
76. Bergmite
75. Weedle
74. Bidoof
73. Lumineon
72. Gloom
71. Heatmor
70. Ducklett
69. Bouffalant
68. Floatzel
67. Snubbull
66. Miltank
65. Togetic
64. Exeggutor
63. Pachirisu
62. Carbink
61. Pelipper
60. Tangrowth
59. Mr. Mime
58. Klinklang
57. Nosepass
56. Yanmega
55. Piloswine
54. Sentret
53. Binacle
52. Carnivine
51. Chimecho
50. Gogoat
49. Musharna
48. Cleffa
47. Girafarig
46. Venomoth
45. Wurmple
44. Relicanth
43. Furfrou
42. Granbull
41. Delibird
40. Yanma
39. Raticate
38. Magneton
37. Exeggcute
36. Octillery
35. Swoobat
34. Kricketune
33. Kricketot
32. Corsola
31. Cofagrigus
30. Purugly
29. Spinda
28. Cascoon
27. Seviper
26. Regirock
25. Probopass
24. Grumpig
23. Koffing
22. Persian
21. Ninjask
20. Masquerain

#pokemon; Points: 127 11 comments
Bottom 100 Pokemon (25-21) Sep 28, 2016: We have come down to the Bottom 25, and after we discuss today's Pokemon, while be down to 20. I think that for 20 and after, I will do one post about each Pokemon, blogging 2 a day, so this will be over in 2 weeks. Remember, if you want to be tagged for future updates, make sure you comment stating you wanna be tagged, and this list is my personal opinion. With that, here we go!

25. Probopass - Now, having a weird design alone does not get you hate from me. I actually have a few that I actually like in their own way. This is DEFINITELY NOT one of them! It looks nothing like it was intended to be, which was supposed to be a compass? Maybe...? Wanna know who this is? THIS is Nigel Thornberry if he were decapitated and turned into whatever color this is. And don't give me the excuse that its "nose hair" are metal filings. That's justa way of passing this off as an evolution to Nosepass. If Nosepass was gonna receive an evolution, it really should have been a lot better and more thought out.

24. Grumpig - Spoink was a cute, bouncy pig who had the saddest Pokedex entry. But once it evolves, sure, it doesn't have that hellish existence anymore, but instead it becomes one of the most uninteresting Pokemon EVER. Literally, just take every positive trait it EVER had as a Spoink and flush them all down the toilet with the memorable ones. That's what Grumpig is in a nutshell.

23. Koffing - Koffing I just do not like at all. It's literally a ball of gas that is honestly quite unappealing to have the displeasure to know. It smiles, so at least it isn't gloomy, but it's smile kind of makes me want to puke, preferably onto Pokemon I have already bashed on here and will bash on later.

22. Persian - I've never liked Persian tbh Sure, Giovanni has one, but that is literally ALL I remember of Persian and it's kind of stupid. This is the spot of my 700th favorite Pokemon since we are still technically at 721 Pokemon, but Persian does not deserve to be in my Top 700, a ranking THIS SITE literally uses to rank the active users with the most Karma. This may be a good Pokemon to some people, but it is just bland to me and all the charm it ever had as a Meowth is now lost.

21. Ninjask - When Nincada evolves into Ninjask, you can also get Shedinja in your party if you have a free slot. HOWEVER, we are talking about Ninjask here, the irrelevant evolution of the 2 Nincada has. It's only really good for Speed, but to go from Bug/Ground to Bug/Flying is just a huge no because you're creating weaknesses where they don't need to be created. Now it can't take Stealth Rock, the Immunity it once had to Electric-type moves is now a weakness and the Immunity to Ground is redundant for Bug-types. Ninjask fails on all levels and deserves its spot at Number 21.

Tag List (PYN to be tagged):
MrPokeguy9
SurvivorFan37
Boots22
BluJay112
SurvivorFreak13
rawr121
Amanyaman
Katherinee_
Galaxies
BrainJak
Christian_
Gabriel24
LaFierceBrittany2
Typhlosion37
Kiara_xoxo
Yaddddiggz
tonyalbright
wintermagne

The List:
100. Dusknoir
99. Unfezant
98. Huntail
97. Barbaracle
96. Unown
95. Wobbuffet
94. Liepard
93. Slurpuff
92. Mime Jr.
91. Weepinbell
90. Combee
89. Diggersby
88. Sliggoo
87. Klink
86. Solrock
85. Scatterbug
84. Cacnea
83. Paras
82. Spewpa
81. Sunflora
80. Basculin
79. Bunnelby
78. Ekans
77. Metapod
76. Bergmite
75. Weedle
74. Bidoof
73. Lumineon
72. Gloom
71. Heatmor
70. Ducklett
69. Bouffalant
68. Floatzel
67. Snubbull
66. Miltank
65. Togetic
64. Exeggutor
63. Pachirisu
62. Carbink
61. Pelipper
60. Tangrowth
59. Mr. Mime
58. Klinklang
57. Nosepass
56. Yanmega
55. Piloswine
54. Sentret
53. Binacle
52. Carnivine
51. Chimecho
50. Gogoat
49. Musharna
48. Cleffa
47. Girafarig
46. Venomoth
45. Wurmple
44. Relicanth
43. Furfrou
42. Granbull
41. Delibird
40. Yanma
39. Raticate
38. Magneton
37. Exeggcute
36. Octillery
35. Swoobat
34. Kricketune
33. Kricketot
32. Corsola
31. Cofagrigus
30. Purugly
29. Spinda
28. Cascoon
27. Seviper
26. Regirock
25. Probopass
24. Grumpig
23. Koffing
22. Persian
21. Ninjask

#pokemon; Points: 118 10 comments
Bottom 100 Pokemon (30-26) Sep 27, 2016: Today, we get into the Bottom 30, as well as even more Pokemon who offend me. Let's just get these ones over with. As always, to be tagged, comment wanting to be tagged, and this list is my opinion.

30. Purugly - Oh boy. This Pokemon is, in all senses of the word, a doozy. It lives up to its name by literally being an ugly cat, I never see it because people forget about it a LOT, and it just a complete upside-down from Glameow that I don't think we actually needed. It's just a mess of a Pokemon and I don't think I need to look at this anymore than I have to.

29. Spinda - Oh Spinda... The annoying thing that will make me want to slam my head when I battle it in the wild, but isn't useful at all when I actually have one. This thing inflicts status conditions upon status conditions when I just want to train and honestly, I've never wanted to kill a panda more once I faced that kind of trouble. Also, it's not even cute and it can't even evolve. It just looks like it went to a cheap bar on a Saturday night and got wasted out of its mind and honestly, I wouldn't mind if the bouncer shot it into oblivion.

28. Cascoon - Well well. Wurmple's line is not out of the woods. In fact, they're not even CLOSE! This thing makes Kakuna look like a God because this thing is just spun in silk and just a different shade of Silcoon. This is just lazy designing and is not fit to even be called a Pokemon.

27. Seviper - Let me just point out that the whole forced issue between this and Zangoose make me cringe. But Zangoose's Ability and design keeps it off. That being said, how DARE you force me to give this thing of a Poison-type my attention and time when you look like a stupid rip-off of Arbok? Get out of my sight!

26. Regirock - Even legendaries weren't safe after all, and honestly, wh should this thing be left off just because it is a Legendary Pokemon? It is annoying to get and while I know Regigigas has its "Slow Start", this thing has nothing that makes me think there is anything special about it. If I want one of the golems, I go for Regice. Even the steel golem actually looks like it belongs as a Legendary.

Tag List (PYN to be tagged):
MrPokeguy9
SurvivorFan37
Boots22
BluJay112
SurvivorFreak13
rawr121
Amanyaman
Katherinee_
Galaxies
BrainJak
Christian_
Gabriel24
LaFierceBrittany2
Typhlosion37
Kiara_xoxo
Yaddddiggz
tonyalbright
wintermagne

The List:
100. Dusknoir
99. Unfezant
98. Huntail
97. Barbaracle
96. Unown
95. Wobbuffet
94. Liepard
93. Slurpuff
92. Mime Jr.
91. Weepinbell
90. Combee
89. Diggersby
88. Sliggoo
87. Klink
86. Solrock
85. Scatterbug
84. Cacnea
83. Paras
82. Spewpa
81. Sunflora
80. Basculin
79. Bunnelby
78. Ekans
77. Metapod
76. Bergmite
75. Weedle
74. Bidoof
73. Lumineon
72. Gloom
71. Heatmor
70. Ducklett
69. Bouffalant
68. Floatzel
67. Snubbull
66. Miltank
65. Togetic
64. Exeggutor
63. Pachirisu
62. Carbink
61. Pelipper
60. Tangrowth
59. Mr. Mime
58. Klinklang
57. Nosepass
56. Yanmega
55. Piloswine
54. Sentret
53. Binacle
52. Carnivine
51. Chimecho
50. Gogoat
49. Musharna
48. Cleffa
47. Girafarig
46. Venomoth
45. Wurmple
44. Relicanth
43. Furfrou
42. Granbull
41. Delibird
40. Yanma
39. Raticate
38. Magneton
37. Exeggcute
36. Octillery
35. Swoobat
34. Kricketune
33. Kricketot
32. Corsola
31. Cofagrigus
30. Purugly
29. Spinda
28. Cascoon
27. Seviper
26. Regirock

#pokemon; Points: 99 4 comments
Am I the only one Sep 26, 2016: who couldn't care less about the debate?; Points: 14 0 comments
Bottom 100 Pokemon (35-31) Sep 26, 2016: Today, we will be starting to get into the offensive territory, and as we do, I might become a bit harsher with the list. Anyway, PYN saying you wanna be tagged to be tagged, this list is MY opinion, that shit.

35. Swoobat - While Woobat was a rip-off of Zubat, I gave it some slack. But Swoobat however is really disappointing. If you're gonna give an alternative to Zubat, at least give me a good evolution to boot. Not whatever this is. Take notes from the far superior Crobat.

34. Kricketune - These next 2 are interchangeable and from the same evolutionary line, but here we go anyway. The only thing I remotely like about Kricketune is its cry, and even that can get annoying at times. The rest of its trait are just a No for me. It looks like it has a mustache, which is kind of disturbing to see on a bug, and it's frail as fuck.

33. Kricketot - What I said about Kricketune can easily be said about this, except its cry doesn't really do much for me and it doesn't have that mustache. Not much else to say because I said enough on the Kricketune segment.

32. Corsola - This Pokemon is just a round coral, if we want to call it that. But there's literally nothing I can find to like about this Pokemon. Its stats are wack, it's slow as fucking molasses, and it is all-around useless. Next!

31. Cofagrigus - This evolution of Yamask not only disappoints me considering Yamask's Pokedex entry, but Cofagrigus is borderline offensive. It has the word "fag" in its fucking name! That's just not thinking about your Pokemon clearly. Also, it's a fucking coffin with arms. I just can't with this "Pokemon".

Tag List (PYN to be tagged):
MrPokeguy9
SurvivorFan37
Boots22
BluJay112
SurvivorFreak13
rawr121
Amanyaman
Katherinee_
Galaxies
BrainJak
Christian_
Gabriel24
LaFierceBrittany2
Typhlosion37
Kiara_xoxo
Yaddddiggz
tonyalbright

The List:
100. Dusknoir
99. Unfezant
98. Huntail
97. Barbaracle
96. Unown
95. Wobbuffet
94. Liepard
93. Slurpuff
92. Mime Jr.
91. Weepinbell
90. Combee
89. Diggersby
88. Sliggoo
87. Klink
86. Solrock
85. Scatterbug
84. Cacnea
83. Paras
82. Spewpa
81. Sunflora
80. Basculin
79. Bunnelby
78. Ekans
77. Metapod
76. Bergmite
75. Weedle
74. Bidoof
73. Lumineon
72. Gloom
71. Heatmor
70. Ducklett
69. Bouffalant
68. Floatzel
67. Snubbull
66. Miltank
65. Togetic
64. Exeggutor
63. Pachirisu
62. Carbink
61. Pelipper
60. Tangrowth
59. Mr. Mime
58. Klinklang
57. Nosepass
56. Yanmega
55. Piloswine
54. Sentret
53. Binacle
52. Carnivine
51. Chimecho
50. Gogoat
49. Musharna
48. Cleffa
47. Girafarig
46. Venomoth
45. Wurmple
44. Relicanth
43. Furfrou
42. Granbull
41. Delibird
40. Yanma
39. Raticate
38. Magneton
37. Exeggcute
36. Octillery
35. Swoobat
34. Kricketune
33. Kricketot
32. Corsola
31. Cofagrigus

#pokemon; Points: 85 3 comments
Bottom 100 Pokemon (40-36) Sep 25, 2016: Hey guys! It's Sunday, so that means it's time for another round of the Bottom 100! With 40 Pokemon left, it won't be long before I get into the really offensive Pokemon, but now, we are still in either the annoying or the unforgivably forgettable Pokemon of this list. Remember, if you wanna be tagged for future updates, say so in the comments, and this list is MY personal opinion.

So let's get out of the 40's and into the 30's!

40. Yanma - I didn't like Yanmega, but honestly, because it can be good at battle, I went ahead and put Yanma here at a higher spot BECAUSE Yanma evolves into Yanmega. I know it's not much of a reason, but also, Yanma's KINDA annoying already as it is, so even more reason not to like it. It also doesn't help that trying to deal with dragonflies can be a dick and a half.

39. Raticate - Of all the obligatory rat Pokemon, none of the initial forms could even match the badness of Raticate. Like I said, Alolan forms did not come into account when making this list, so the fact that it's a Dark-type now does not even come into consideration here. Instead, we get a thing that makes me wanna laugh or barf, whichever helps you sleep better at night.

38. Magneton - The last Electric-type Pokemon we'll be looking at for this list is Magneton. It's basically just 3 Magnemite glued together. Now, I am NOT the biggest fan of Magnemite, but at least it's all on its own, so there's something to like about it. With Magneton however, we just see 3 Magnemite glued together whose bodily functions don't even make sense. I mean, why does this thing weigh 132 lbs. when Magnemite only weighs 13.2? At least Magnemite got the evolution it deserved when Magnezone came into the Pokedex in Generation 4, which is what kept Magneton from getting any higher on the list.

37. Exeggcute - If you watch Jwittz on Youtube, you might have an idea of where I'm going by putting Exeggcute this far into the list. All it pretty much is is 6 psychic eggs! Now, I know Voltorb and Electrode get flack for their designs, but they have a really funny quirk to them and they are Electric-types, so they got a pass, but Exeggcute just doesn't do it for me.

36. Octillery - This evolution of Remoraid is quite forgettable, but it is also so out-of-place that I can't look at the Remoraid line with a straight face. Whenever I think of the name of this thing, I don't immediately think the Pokemon, and that's a problem. If you can't make me remember who you are just by thinking about your name, you KNOW you've failed! Thankfully, the were 35 Pokemon that were worse than... whatever this thing is.

Tag List (PYN to be tagged):
MrPokeguy9
SurvivorFan37
Boots22
BluJay112
SurvivorFreak13
rawr121
Amanyaman
Katherinee_
Galaxies
BrainJak
Christian_
Gabriel24
LaFierceBrittany2
Typhlosion37
Kiara_xoxo

The List:
100. Dusknoir
99. Unfezant
98. Huntail
97. Barbaracle
96. Unown
95. Wobbuffet
94. Liepard
93. Slurpuff
92. Mime Jr.
91. Weepinbell
90. Combee
89. Diggersby
88. Sliggoo
87. Klink
86. Solrock
85. Scatterbug
84. Cacnea
83. Paras
82. Spewpa
81. Sunflora
80. Basculin
79. Bunnelby
78. Ekans
77. Metapod
76. Bergmite
75. Weedle
74. Bidoof
73. Lumineon
72. Gloom
71. Heatmor
70. Ducklett
69. Bouffalant
68. Floatzel
67. Snubbull
66. Miltank
65. Togetic
64. Exeggutor
63. Pachirisu
62. Carbink
61. Pelipper
60. Tangrowth
59. Mr. Mime
58. Klinklang
57. Nosepass
56. Yanmega
55. Piloswine
54. Sentret
53. Binacle
52. Carnivine
51. Chimecho
50. Gogoat
49. Musharna
48. Cleffa
47. Girafarig
46. Venomoth
45. Wurmple
44. Relicanth
43. Furfrou
42. Granbull
41. Delibird
40. Yanma
39. Raticate
38. Magneton
37. Exeggcute
36. Octillery

#pokemon; Points: 86 5 comments

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