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Truth Sauce V. 18; The Tale of the Annoymous Negger

Sep 8, 2009 by Vindication

The internet is a great thing, isn’t it? I wake up in the morning, boot up my computer, while seemingly forgetting to brush my teeth or even take a shower--but the internet awaits me. After a two minute struggle, typing in my favourite website into my naked address bar, I come to the wonderful world of tengaged with ONE of my FIVE accounts, which I will alter my usage on for approximately 10 hours to get the most out of my life and the sanity of the common user.
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I will then proceed into the blog section and emerge with three options in my head. Although, I will struggle with all three options for another five minutes before I ultimately do them all anyways. The first is moving my cursor to the right side of the screen; and clicking every red box in my wake. Why? Because they shouldn’t fucking be there! With three bogs planned out for the day, consisting of one line of complete and utter nothingness; there is going to need to be some room for them all when I’m finished with my day. It only makes sense, right?
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Second is posting the link to my OWN blog, without reading what’s in the said blog I have just negged with complete and utter ignorance. But with a blog virtually being posted every three minutes; there is simply not enough time to read. Spam is about quickness, tenacity, and constant disregard for the fact nobody really reads it anyways!
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The last piece of the puzzle is using your friends! No, not using your friends to help you out--but infact to use your friends as a weapon against the opposition. A barrage of low life’s just like myself, ready to do whatever it takes to get there way to the top, even if it means it means feeling like a douche bag deep within your heart every single step of the way.
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We are feared; and we are hidden. You bow down to us. You fear us. We reek havoc on you all. And we aren’t going to stop, until we finally gain self esteem. As for WHO we are? We are unknown and our identities shall never be uncovered--but you can guarantee we are always watching you.
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Signed by the LONELY one,
Anonymous negger.

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Remember when you fought with me, and yourname, and michelle, and alexdegale, and kathreya? ^_^

Sent by Jensa101,Sep 8, 2009

^Yes. LMFAO

Sent by Vindication,Sep 8, 2009

lmaoooo and as it turns out, we weren't the same person o_O I would have thought so too X:

Sent by Jensa101,Sep 8, 2009

You guys came out of nowhere, though. And the tengaged population was scarce as a trailer park in but-fuck okaholma, so that only made matters worse. XD

Sent by Vindication,Sep 8, 2009

We started the downfall of the site with our trashyness D;

Sent by Jensa101,Sep 8, 2009

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Truth Sauce V. 18; The Tale of the Annoymous Negger

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