Okay, guys this is getting ridiculous. Where the hell are the lot of you in the courts? It used to be so busy, so much bitching, moaning, and crying, but now they are starting to look dead. So, in order of saving my daily dosage of a grade A+ fuckin’ laugh, I’m calling it upon you to start getting offended much more often. So, let’s get started.
If anyone has called you a ‘’poo-poo head’’ or even a vicious slur like ‘’shit head’’ please report your case to Tengaged Court immediately. These are vicious insults that can destroy your self esteem; there IS no coming back. Besides…this should not be tolerated on a family oriented site like, tengaged.
If anyone has posted a remotely, scantly clad women, please report it to tengaged. This uniform is not acceptable. It is porn. Now, being a fine, upstanding, perfect individual who should be at church this morning--I shouldn’t even know how a porno looks like; but don’t try to change the subject. It was soft-core anyways. Your naughty, and should be reported, immediately.
If anyone has called you the following: ‘’Douche bag, motherlickin’, big slick, slurping, chubby racin N’ chasin son of a gun’’ in the last 365 DAYS feel free to rehash old, irrelevant shit, everybody but YOU forgot to take offence too and please report it to tengaged court, whenever you find the time, Slick.
So, in the past, what half hour? I've recived mail...after mail, about how I am so fucking stupid for believing that a premade of five people, is cheating. Yes, despite the bad spelling, caps lock, and overall incompetence by some of these users; it is I, Vindication who is the moron.
Unfortunately, none of them actually mention why it isn't cheating. It's because the only explanation these morons have; is that a large portion of other users do it too. Some even say, it's good strategy. Move on Dr. Will; you've been doing it wrong, buddy.
I am I pissed off that I am leaving? Sorta. I'm a competive person, yes. But I accept losing, under FAIR AND HONEST outcomes. This is not. So let me fucking tell everyone who has been talking their shit in their blogs...
Cheating is the following; Cheating characteristically is employed to create an unfair advantage, usually in one's own interest, and often at the expense of others.
Now, a five person premade is an unfair advantage to the people in it. It is at the expense of others because they are at disadvantage. Thus, it's cheating. It's important to note that cheating, also is classified as being against the rules. Pre-mades are NOT against the rules. You want to know why, cheaters?
Randomize. Cannot. Police. It. Simple fucking as. If Randomize had the set up, and capabilities to; there would be a pool of three games, and you all would be tossed into different games NOT of your choosing. Unfortunately, that takes a lot of work. Unfortunately, tengaged hasn't been built of such engines and concepts. The mods don't have time nor the energy to go through banning people who join games together; this form of cheating is so wildly accepted, it's actually applauded as good game planning.
Simple math, morons.
Five people in a 10 person rookie; gives you a five and chance winning HOH. You have an etasblished game plan, and you can trust eachother for the most part. Even if you don't lose; you have FIVE PEOPLE to sway, the HOH into putting up the only people that can possibly help them, through lies and fake smiles. You call that game playing?
It's funny how all these people claim to join with their freinds; as if they aren't talking to them on Skype, the week before?
Bitch please. This blog is getting too long. I'll put up another one tomarrow, if it's still a fucking issue.
Observation one: Nicolette has a deeper voice then Alexx does. Why, he couldn’t continue to pass off as a girl with a voice like that is beyond my comprehension.
Observation two: Alexx has all his douche bag qualities. Except when you actually hear his voice; it really slaps you across the face.
Observation three: Back to the voice thing. How many baseballs have you caught growing up, or did it just miss and hit you in your apple-cot sized, balls?
Conclusion: You're a disgrace to man hood. You fail.
OMG; who else didn’t believe that Canadians don’t actually live in igloos, eh?
Does Canada actually get sun and summer?
Everybody is looking at me like a complete douche bag, yet I bet most of you know actually know how the world works.
P.S- I also heard Canada doesn’t have guns; they go to war with sling shots and hockey sticks!
< -------- and right there that’s the Canadian flag! I think…
XOXO
Vindy
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OMG; who else didn’t believe that Canadians don’t actually live in igloos, eh?