This shit has gone on too long. Let’s take a look.
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Two months ago, something disastrous happened. People actually enjoyed King Mac! Not in the way that Pedo Mac enjoyed young boys; but enjoyed nonetheless. I figured this was the first sign of the apocalypse and so I took cover behind a rock. That rock was a good rock; best described as Bubbly Angels brain. Slow moving. Wait, that’s Latina. Look, you get the point.
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Back in January Barrack Obama was sworn in, as President…or whatever. It is now may, and America is still standing. Suck tits republicans!
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(We’ll be coughing up blood by 2012 I can feel it coming. Don’t jinx it)
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In April, the SWINE FLU EMERGED! It was supposed to kill the world (No, only Mexicans) but it turned out to be a big farce. Wait until the unleash the real biological weapon to fuck us the hell up!
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Anyways, what any of this has do with me writing this blog…well, it doesn’t. Get over it. I just wanted to do this…
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May, 7th—Truth Sauce returned!
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Now where my haters at? Get those keyboard typing fingers all hot and ready for me, assclowns.
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