This started out as a one time thing, but turned into a guilty pleasure after awhile. My friend Courtney, her mom, her baby sister and I were craving something salty to eat, so we went to a little McDonalds down the street. I ordered some fries & a blizzard, i'm in the backseat inbetween Courtney and that kid in the car seat, and Courtney's bitch of a mom makes a huge turn and it spills my blizzard, and i'm just thinking "fucking cunt" so I lean down to scrape some of the blizzard ice cream back in and then a few fries drop right next to my cooter. Then I started thinking of that imigrant boy that worked at McDonalds, he couldn't speak english but I like that. So that gets me all pumped in the possum, so I decide to just see if the salty, greasy McDonalds French Fry would feel good in my cooter. So luckily I worse a skirt that day so I had easy access to just shove it in. It was great, I even dipped it in the blizzard to oil it up (Courtney my friend looked at me weird, because I dipped the french fry in the blizzard that had some hair's in it from the car floor).
Still to this day when I see McDonald's french fries I think back on my Fry days.
If we get 50 pluses the next thing in the "TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA" series will be posted later tonight!
MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES!