This was a couple months back in May this year. Me and my ex boyfriend, we will call him Trey were going on a date, watching netflix at his house, so my dumbass missed the memo of "Netflix & Chill" and forgot my 'toys' at home, (Trey had a real small dick so you know with all the things I've stuck in there I need something huge.) so Trey mentions "There is a pizza place down the road if you want to order something to eat." With my previous experience I know exactly what he is thinking, he wants me to go by some stick like things at the pizza place for my vag.
I get down the street to the little caesar's walk in and start ordering crazy bread, it makes me so hot in the possum that I can't even wait, my legs are dripping with sweat from the excitement, i'm damn near falling down in the middle of the building, I'd describe it as "I was so moist I could hydrate a whole african tribe". I got my crazy bread and couldn't even wait, I knew Trey would love it if I walked in WITH some crazy bread already in my possum. So I rush to the little caesar's bathroom, undress, pop that crazy bread stick in, and put my clothes on, you could kinda see an outline of the breadstick through my pants but not that much, but enough to get some weird looks at the people standing in line as I walked out.
I get back to Trey's apartment, barely make it up the steps because i'm walking with the damn crazy stick inside of me, when I finally get there I open the door to see him still watching netflix, with the door still wide open I drop my jeans and scream "I GOT SOMETHING HOT AND READY FOR YA" he looks at me with his mouth wide open (kinda like he was at the dentist) and says "Where's the pizza?" he didn't give a damn about my cooter, I go over to kiss him and HE SHOVES ME AWAY AND TELLS ME TO GET OUT. what a cunt. Turns out, he was gay and it wasn't a date. Glad I didn't bring them toys then...
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LITTLE CAESAR'S CRAZY BREAD STICKS!