Hello, my name is Srgeman "The Man of Srge"
Quiet, honest, decietful, loud. A walking paradox
I used to have on here that I was a villain. But since some people used this as an excuse to vote me off, and it annoyed me that no one could take a joke, I decided to go for something less offensive.
I'm a cannibal who likes to eat little girls and old women. I spend my free time molesting goats. My hobbies include attending neo-Nazi conventions, making fun of stupid people, and running over children with my car.
There, much less offensive then saying that I lie.