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WarthogWhore

WarthogWhore's blog

  1. I'm back girls
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  3. TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#5 + #4)
  4. TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#6)
  5. TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#7)
  6. TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#8)
  7. TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#9)
  8. TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#10)
  9. DAE
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  11. Calling a bitch out
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TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#9) Oct 14, 2016
imageMCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES!

This started out as a one time thing, but turned into a guilty pleasure after awhile. My friend Courtney, her mom, her baby sister and I were craving something salty to eat, so we went to a little McDonalds down the street. I ordered some fries & a blizzard, i'm in the backseat inbetween Courtney and that kid in the car seat, and Courtney's bitch of a mom makes a huge turn and it spills my blizzard, and i'm just thinking "fucking cunt" so I lean down to scrape some of the blizzard ice cream back in and then a few fries drop right next to my cooter. Then I started thinking of that imigrant boy that worked at McDonalds, he couldn't speak english but I like that. So that gets me all pumped in the possum, so I decide to just see if the salty, greasy McDonalds French Fry would feel good in my cooter. So luckily I worse a skirt that day so I had easy access to just shove it in. It was great, I even dipped it in the blizzard to oil it up (Courtney my friend looked at me weird, because I dipped the french fry in the blizzard that had some hair's in it from the car floor).

Still to this day when I see McDonald's french fries I think back on my Fry days.

If we get 50 pluses the next thing in the "TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA" series will be posted later tonight!

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RyanAndrews
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TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA (#10) Oct 13, 2016
imageCRAYONS!

When I was in my private elementary school, a girl name Georgia Lee told me that her grandma sticks big black crayons in her flower. Which now I think could have been something other then crayons.... So in class I decided to try it, I opened my box (oh my god that pun) and got my favorite hot pink crayon and just stuck it up in there!

Tomorrow I will post #9 of the "TOP TEN THINGS I'VE STUCK IN MY VAGINA" series! Asked to be tagged and I will.

RyanAndrews
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DAE Oct 13, 2016
Carve out pumpkins and put chunks of watermelon inside of it so the black people don't come and take it all?
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I GOT YELLOW!!!! Oct 11, 2016
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Calling a bitch out Oct 11, 2016
Pegasus1234 why are you using my pictures? You're using MY pictures on your instagram. You're just a catfish. Check your privilege mkay
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Why do I get so much hate? Oct 11, 2016
imageLike I know, i'm one of the best actual girls on the site but you genderfakes don't need to be jealous, we know you're fake af. And we're okay with you being fake af, but don't be jealous of me that I was born with a clit, like back off bitch.
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