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Truth Sauce; what flavor would YOU like?

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Truth Sauce V. 18; The Tale of the Annoymous Negger Sep 8, 2009
imageThe internet is a great thing, isn’t it? I wake up in the morning, boot up my computer, while seemingly forgetting to brush my teeth or even take a shower--but the internet awaits me. After a two minute struggle, typing in my favourite website into my naked address bar, I come to the wonderful world of tengaged with ONE of my FIVE accounts, which I will alter my usage on for approximately 10 hours to get the most out of my life and the sanity of the common user.
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I will then proceed into the blog section and emerge with three options in my head. Although, I will struggle with all three options for another five minutes before I ultimately do them all anyways. The first is moving my cursor to the right side of the screen; and clicking every red box in my wake. Why? Because they shouldn’t fucking be there! With three bogs planned out for the day, consisting of one line of complete and utter nothingness; there is going to need to be some room for them all when I’m finished with my day. It only makes sense, right?
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Second is posting the link to my OWN blog, without reading what’s in the said blog I have just negged with complete and utter ignorance. But with a blog virtually being posted every three minutes; there is simply not enough time to read. Spam is about quickness, tenacity, and constant disregard for the fact nobody really reads it anyways!
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The last piece of the puzzle is using your friends! No, not using your friends to help you out--but infact to use your friends as a weapon against the opposition. A barrage of low life’s just like myself, ready to do whatever it takes to get there way to the top, even if it means it means feeling like a douche bag deep within your heart every single step of the way.
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We are feared; and we are hidden. You bow down to us. You fear us. We reek havoc on you all. And we aren’t going to stop, until we finally gain self esteem. As for WHO we are? We are unknown and our identities shall never be uncovered--but you can guarantee we are always watching you.
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Signed by the LONELY one,
Anonymous negger.
Points: 18 5 comments
Truth Sauce V. 17; Stop spreading your cancer Jul 31, 2009
So, I sat back and thought of something, something that I had saw that would one day occur on tengaged and ultimately spoil the competitive aspect of the game, and in all cases it has. It’s frequent in the repetitive stars seasons week after week, it’s rampant in rookies game, it seems like there’s a pre-emptive strike in almost every game. But without saying exactly what this is—let me just ask you something…
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Have you ever played X-box or PS3 online against another person? Were you ever winning in a competitive match and then have that person quit on you before you won?
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Okay, maybe you’re not a gamer. Have you ever played basketball with you and a bunch of friends, but one friend owned the ball. That friend’s team is losing—and because he can’t take a loss, he decides to take his ball and literally go home early?
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Alright, Alright. Here’s one everyone can relate too. Have you ever been in a rookies or STARS game when someone else came into a game with four to five of their best friends, in order to stack the deck in their favor?
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Ah, now we’re talking. This is a cancer. A cancer because after that one person quits on you, you feel as if it is okay and normal to quit on others. Because someone else took their ball home, you decide to bring your own and take it home when the game isn’t going your way. YOU have been screwed over by a pre-made alliance of four and so YOU decide to even the odds by doing the exact same thing.
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That’s now how the fucking world works, kids.  A pre-made alliance has started from somewhere. I’m not pointing fingers—but I have been here not too long after the website hit the next, I have seen the changes, the updates, the ups and downs—the whole ten yards. I KNOW who started the original idea of a premade alliance and since then people have copied the idea. I knew pre-joining in masses would happen before it actually did. The point is that it started from ONE person, ONE group, and that’s it.
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The mentality of ‘’they do it, so why can’t I?’’ is what continues to throw stars game into the shit creek.  The mentality of ‘’that’s how the game works’’ is the mentality of a two year old baby addicted to fucking crack. It ISN’T part of the game, it DOESN’T take skill, and it DOESN’T take much effort, especially when you can string together a lot of morons who roll over and let a specific person in their circle jerk win, to keep their status up.
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If you utilize this strategy, you sucked the devils dick for your hall of fame spot. Take your Karma and shove it up your ass; maybe when you shit it back out, it’ll be worth something one day.
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Rant over, fade out.
Points: 85 6 comments
Truth Sauce V.16; Grab a box of tissues May 10, 2009
I’ve been back for less then a week, and I’m already tired of the whining, moaning, and bitching. Now at this point, you’re telling me to just get the hell off the site and for the most part, I have done this. Asking my ex-girlfriend, she is probably dumb enough to tell you I’m attracted to people like her; I enjoy dumb people the most. I do however enjoy going back and forth with someone that can also enlighten me. It’s a discussion thing. So while I know this isn’t necessarily the best place to bar my opinions (intelligent population excluded) I’m sure it still needs to be said.
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I had just joined the tengaged courts group, after reading a few posts. There’s many threads in which are pretty much bring (well known banned person) back threads. Now this is great in a way. I’m sure there has been an injustice or two that has been delt out by now, but I question the mental capacity of those who question the decisions made.
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‘’Person A was banned and was allowed back! Why can’t person B come back too?’’
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This is the morale of the story. Comments like these. Comments in which piss me the hell off to be quite honest. The site has had a HORRIBLE history of allowing those banned back in. And now that they’re cracking down on it, people want to relive that same history moderators were put in place to help PREVENT.
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Sure, is it fair that person A slipped through the crack, and person B caught the ban hammer? No. But that’s how the internet works. If person B got off; then the next 10 people now can use the SAME justification for being un-banned. The line NEEDS to be drawn, and from what I’ve seen while it’s been drawn faintly, it is still being enforced to a certain degree. A degree in which players on this site with weak philosophies believe that the rules should technically be bent for EVERYONE.
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If one person who is currently banned is welcomed back, then by your OWN support, you have just opened the flood gates of having EVERYONE who has EVER been banned back on this site. How about we put our foot down now and correct our mistakes, as opposing to following the history that has ruined the website already?
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Should a decision be reversed? Sure. Under LOGICAL pretenses. Every single person I heard say that someone should be let back in was ‘’Person A got back in, why can’t person B come back too?’’ People break rules and then point the finger ‘’he spammed more than I did! Why isn’t he banned?’’
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What you people need to do is start taking responsibility for the shit you do. I wouldn’t be surprised if this pathetic behavior was carried into your real life, of pointing the blame elsewhere and refusing to take responsibility for your faults.
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But what the hell do I know? OJ Simpson got away with killing his wife; I’ll just go ahead and do the same, I hate the way she cooks my spaghetti.
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Flawed philosophy, FTL. Rant over.
Points: 65 7 comments
Truth Sauce V.15 choose your own topic. May 7, 2009
Alright, I’m going to try something different. It may fail; but so did Tengaged T.V and King Mac is still breathing (unfortunate) and in doing so, I figured I’d get my own thing going. As you may know I had been doing the truth sauce blogs when I was here a month and some ago; towards the latter part of my absence, they we’re falling down hill, partly because I didn’t give a shit no more. I can’t say I still do; but bare with me, please.
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I have always been big on bringing somewhat intelligent topics to the forefront. Minus the odd talk of hotdogs, but hotdogs are fun. Nonetheless, I want to get something like that going on again. I know for the most part, the idiot population is in heavy swing on tengaged, and so this won’t appeal to everyone; if it doesn’t appeal to you; you can kindly fuck off and go play in the middle of traffic.
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So what I am looking for is political topics, latest news, and real life topics. In inclusion to this, you can also bring up something on tengaged, and I’ll drop my two sense for anyone willing to buy it. Please no beef bullshit. Honestly, I don’t care if someone back stabbed you. For the most part, my blogs might not be as much as ‘’Truth’’ as it is opinion; but I am going to give my full opinion and judgments on what you request.
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A request can be a simple as ‘’What are your thoughts on Gay Marriage?’’ Hint. Hint.
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As I said; perhaps nobody sends anything in. No skin off my back, I’m really just around because I have a bit of time to spare. I have very little to loose. I don’t need to take sides, or go with a popular opinion in fear of it hurting me down the road; I don’t need to work for a vote. I'd just like to see some MORE decent discussion around here.
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Expect these once a day, if I can get to it. Or am I all alone here?
Points: 24 6 comments
Truth Sauce V.14; Uh, sorry I'm late. May 7, 2009
This shit has gone on too long. Let’s take a look.
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Two months ago, something disastrous happened. People actually enjoyed King Mac! Not in the way that Pedo Mac enjoyed young boys; but enjoyed nonetheless. I figured this was the first sign of the apocalypse and so I took cover behind a rock. That rock was a good rock; best described as Bubbly Angels brain. Slow moving. Wait, that’s Latina. Look, you get the point.
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Back in January Barrack Obama was sworn in, as President…or whatever. It is now may, and America is still standing. Suck tits republicans!
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(We’ll be coughing up blood by 2012 I can feel it coming. Don’t jinx it)

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In April, the SWINE FLU EMERGED! It was supposed to kill the world (No, only Mexicans) but it turned out to be a big farce. Wait until the unleash the real biological weapon to fuck us the hell up! 
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Anyways, what any of this has do with me writing this blog…well, it doesn’t. Get over it. I just wanted to do this…
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May, 7th—Truth Sauce returned!
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Now where my haters at? Get those keyboard typing fingers all hot and ready for me, assclowns.
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For the rest of my peeps; keep on trucking
Points: 110 15 comments
Truth Sauce V.13; Communism Mar 31, 2009
image...Now exclusively on tengaged! Feel free to leave you opinion... actually, don't. I'll delete it! Seriously, your bets have been cut down, and now your blogs are being deleted, speaking out on matters that should not be censored. I have since fled this communist site, but I am afraid many of you won't be so lucky.
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What's next? One account per person O_o, or how about 1 blog per day? O_o, or how about limting the amount of T dollas, you get from each blog to a set amount? O_o. Or, my favorite, the clothing options are cut down to a simple T-shirt, as we all confirm to this evil. What's next, I'll tell you what's next!
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NATZI-MODS are next! Ya'll fucked now.
Points: 72 7 comments