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Stars 8; I'm here, and I barely know it. Jan 6, 2009: A day in the life of Vindication…
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Stars. It’s a funny thing really. Now I’m sure you all are wondering, what brought me to this stars phenomenon…your not? Well; let’s just pretend if you were too. The game itself is pretty life changing. I mean on my way to the house I asked a lady and her child if they wanted my autograph; turns out they did. I ended up paying THEM five dollars, buying a pen from them for another 1.25, and there we had a deal. It was quite the experience. Why she folded up my autograph, and stuffed it in her purse was beyond me, but she felt satisfied with the money. It was a great experience.
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Once at the house; I met the producers. I told them and thanked them for the honor, opportunity, and over all excitement of being on the show. They proceeded to laugh at me, and claimed I was just this season’s token drunk guy. The balls on those assholes. I totally was going out-due my expectations, so I picked up the use of weed. Now I’m a real mess; I hope I do them proud. Losers!
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Once in the house, we all enjoyed ourselves. When I wasn’t drunk off my face, I was toying in the face of danger, doing cannon balls off the big brother house. I expected drama, so when there was, I was prepared to numb the pain with my handy beer bottle; and I could very well dish it too. Although; I was upset. It through a wrench in the strip poker game we all had planned for the night. Now that isn’t a hand I like to see. :(
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So, I continue through the days. Flipping through the motions. Despite it all, I’ve been having fun. The house is time demanding, but it’s worth it. For my supporters, I thank you. I don’t know who you are, but I’m sure you’re out there. I’ll be back to bore you with some more stars stories. I’ll write a book one day. I doubt you’ll read it, but I’ll write one just cause. Play safe; and think smart.; Points: 22 8 comments
What's this stars 8, stuff? Jan 4, 2009: Hey everyone. So in short I’ve managed to emerge out of my black dark whole in the world of absolute nothingness; only to stumble into the open doors of the big brother house. Yes, incase I’ve lost you which hell, I pretty much did it to myself. You’ve got it right; Vin’s in stars 8. It’s the second day now, and everyone has seemed really cool but I know the drama is bound to happen. Nothing to do with my fellow housemates, but stars without drama is like…an empty peanut butter jar. That’s the best analogy I’ve got. In other words when you twist the cap, you expect peanut butter in it. I don’t know about you, but that’s what I expect.
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So yeah, drama is sure to kick off. And maybe to my surprise I might meet a roundhouse to the face. But that’s why I enjoy these games. For the challenge. With that said, I can honestly say I’m lost in the game at this point. Nom’s this early has left me confused as I haven’t processed everything yet. And no, despite popular believe, I’m no robot. I’m winging it for now.
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To be honest. I don’t know about my fan base. Or even if one still exists. There are so many new faces from where I left off. I was fairly known at one time, but I’m all washed up and many names have taken my place. It’s like I was once rich and I lost all my money at the slot machine. Infact, true story. I have bookies after me. They want me dead. So I’m pretty sure this is the time where I announce I’m taking donations at a said site? No? Okay, another time…
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Entering the house, considering many people outside the game watch it. I’d just like to clear up a few things. Haskova in a blog mentioned an interesting thing. I only mention Haskova; because she pretty much addressed something I’ve always wanted to get off my chest. Because obviously, it isn’t big enough for these implants I’ve just gotten.
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This basically is the whole nice guy thing. It’s how I’ve been seen as for quite sometime, mainly by the people that were around a few months ago. It’s been looked at from a clogged view. Because honestly, I am nice. The jokes I tell, unfunny or funny, never is it strategy. I joke just as much outside the game as I do in it, and it often gets me knee deep in shit.
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The one thing I’ve never liked is stupidity. I think the ‘’mean’’ side of me comes out when I hear something worthy of that caliber. The term ‘’stupidity’’ for me comes at a wide range. Like if we are in a game together, and you lie to me. I know your lying. But yet you continue to spew bullshit? Well, it’s a stupid move. And it tends to make me angry. While I try to keep things in bound and civil, who wouldn’t get angry that you’ve been backstabbed, or personally attacked, or being pretty much hit with the same paragraph’s over and over by the same people? I admit, there’s been a time where I shouldn’t have taken it that far, but nothing to warrant me being banned by far. I’ve had many more games remain ‘’drama free’’ than I those who had drama. In the end of the day you take it and move on. It’s a game.
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Also for so long ‘’nice guys’’ have been pushed around. Not to mention, I hate being tagged with ‘’nice guy’’…I’m just Vindication. Not my real name, but you know? I admit when I’m wrong, I respect good game play, I’ll take your hand even when you’re the person who knocked me down, but don’t spit at me. If I have a grudge with anyone at this site, chances are that said person; I’ve paid my respects to afterwards. So, I take anything after that with a grain of salt.
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I know this is a long blog, but I had to get a few things off my chest. I figured I’d get the most views being a contestant this week on stars. I’m dirty for the ratings. Anyways, for my supporters I thank you, whoever you maybe come out and say hi. Drop me a PM. Haters that are obviously bound to come, feel free to flame me anonymously in my mail box.
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I hope to remain in this game as do us all. It’s been fun thus far. For those watching (it’s creepy as shit, really :P) I hope your entertained. If not me and my borderline insanity, than bbfan and his crossing dressing ways. Take care, and thanks for reading. A time slip will be given to you all, so you can take 5 minutes back :P.; Points: 52 11 comments
Now that Alisowned is gone… Dec 21, 2008: Now that Alisowned is gone; kids can sleep at night. This horrible thing trolling the internet; threatened brothers, mothers, and children. Leaving the whole world wide population in decay. She was known for her heartless acts. If you’re reading this message; well you were one of the lucky ones. If you are alive because she decided to spare your life. Now you must THANK Alisowned? Yes. It’s the first step to recovery people…
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Now that Alisowned is gone; you can post the words ‘’Ice cream’’ with out prosecution. She hated ice cream. She chalked it up on her hate shelve right beside a geographical globe. Yes, Alisowned hates the world and everyone in it. You can now post messages; with-out being flamed for no apparent reason. Well, as long as you’re not sharing an opinion; you’ll just be flamed by 10 OTHER people. But it’s a start, right?
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Now that Alisowned is gone; she’s simply lurking. Her eyes traveling your every foot step, in fact she’s nearby. I can smell her. Nope, never mind. I was out walking my dog in a shit filled park; something must’ve got on my shoe! Nonetheless, she’s around here. Which duplicate account is she on now? Where is she? When does she plan to be resurrected from the dead; to strike fear upon the entire world once again? These are all questions, only she could answer.
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Now that Alisowned is gone; the world is a better place. Even if it only maybe a few days, weeks, or months. We can all live in harmony. In the back of our heads though, we fear the day she will return. Rumor has it that she will return with Mike Tyson by her side. Your babies are REALLY in danger now. The baby eaters! Oh Noez! What does 2009 have in store for the entire world? We may not last 3 more years to see it end in 2012.
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Now just imagine…

…no more blogs starting with that annoying line. Thank you.; Points: 30 7 comments
How to make a popular blog! Dec 19, 2008: Today, Vindication is here! Not only was I a presidential candidate, but I was also a T.V show host! No, okay no I’m not. But isn’t the internet the place where we can be whatever we want to be? Yes! So today; I’m going to be a teacher. Giving you all the tips, on how to make a popular blog! Take notes kids. On second thought; I should probably documenting this myself. The last time I had a blog on the front page, was when it was bumped off by a ‘’GIVE MEH POSITIVE, PLZZZ’’ blog. It was so insightful!
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The first step to becoming a popular blogger, is imitation. What better way to become popular; than mocking something popular!? Nothing! It will take approximately, 10 least popular blogs, before anyone notices that these 10 blogs about the EXACT same thing currently exist! Before you know it; a duplicate copy of the SAME blog will reach the SAME page!
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The second step to becoming a popular blogger; is saving your posts until 8:30 PM. This is because this conspiracy of this ‘’Cheeto brigade’’ will all be sleeping! Parents don’t want there young children up that late; negging blogs they don’t know how to read! The only way to survive this horrible thing called the ‘’Cheeto Brigade’’ and to survive their negative onslaught of insightful blog, is to wait till the little one’s are sleeping. Post during the day, and you will be DOOMED for the pathetic remainder of your life.
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The last and most important way to make a popular blog, is to follow some kind of trend! Steal a catchphrase and drop it like a bomb-shell, BAY BAY! REMEBA I TOLD YOU! Out of popular catchphrases? Hop on a bandwagon! Support a charity foundation, you know nothing about. Support a popular contestant of a stars season, to score extra points with the tengaged.com population! Spell everything you right wrong, so you can get the idiot vote!
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I hope you’ve all learnt some valuable lessons on how to make a tengaged popular blog! If I wake up tomorrow, and this is on the front page I will pass out from shock. And when I pass out from shock, I expect to see a blog EXACTLY like mine with my blog too!

If you take this blog to heart; please don’t. It’s Christmas time. We are going to party, and get major lay! Well, some of us. Damn it! Merry Christmas, ya’ filthy animals…; Points: 44 17 comments
The vision of distortion (Drunk driving) Dec 19, 2008: Vindication here! To keep this short, this is a short poem I have written. It’s content is about alcohol, and mainly the cause about drunk driving. I may write another solely based of the alcohol’s influence on it’s own, but I lost track in the middle of things. This is my FIRST written poem, really. Although, I have had experience writing rap lyrics and short stories in the past, so I got the feel for things I guess…
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Visions of distortion; chemical reaction
Staring through the bottle; a physical attraction
I flirted with it’s poison; on my back it had me laying
Now I lust for her, what kind of dangerous game am I playing?
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The first taste gave me confidence; a new life I was given
Until the effects wore off; leaving me with reality stricken vision
Even then I couldn’t see; with a false sense of judgment I was guilty
Here I was alive; tearing down every thing I knew that had built me
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I clutched her tight; failing to grip my own slipping health
Even then I couldn’t hate her; for she made me hate myself

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Her label gone, my heart broke, the contents spilt upon the concrete
For a second I stuck out my tongue, but even I knew this addiction no longer could I reach

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…For it’s already at it’s peak; my knees gone and weak
In a bottle I no longer hide; I’m cracked open in the street
I’m dying, I’m dead, but where was she?
A six pack, a party...

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...A new boyfreinds front seat.; Points: 28 12 comments
Breaking news! Former Presidential candidate, Vindication endorses Natalie! Dec 17, 2008: Tengaged, HQ--- News has it that former Presidential runner up, and candidate Vindication has endorsed Natalie which was announced earlier this afternoon. His camp has been tight lipped on the situation, and when we tried to get a few questions in as to why he supported star 5 competitors Natalie Corbin, Vindication slipped through the press and into an old, rusty, and broken down car--before screeching down the road nearly running over a curb in the process. Vindication was best known for his defeat against President elect, Barrack Obama. Vindication claimed it was all his Vice Presidents fault, and that she costed him the election.

"I knew I shouldn’t have tried for the feminist vote! Who knew people these days are actually looking for Qualifications? I mean my vice president could see Mexico from the U.S border! Why wouldn’t people vote for that?"

A statement from Vindications camp stated the following. "Daisy is a tough competitor and is bound to be on the block for the remainder of the game. Well, that’s if you don’t vote out Natalie. A vote to keep Natalie is a vote for saving whales! Providing Orphans with 2 meals per day! And more importantly, Vindication plans to provide each voter with free gas at the pump! Do you really want to sell your house, to afford gas every day? No! We love Wales, orphans are cute, and free gas speaks for itself! This is why, you should vote to keep Natalie."

Vindication camps also stated, that he will not murder those who don’t follow his cause. But he will haunt your nightmares for the next year and a half. Do you really want Vindication haunting you in your nightmares? I don’t think so!

Tune into Stars 5 to see who is eliminated from the big brother house. As of this message, Vindication is said to be still rigging the house with an overload of slop passes. Eat up bitches!; Points: 8 3 comments

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